I Hate Sand In My Shorts

When I turned 16, I could drive to Moonstone Beach in Rhode Island. (I do not think it is a nude beach anymore due to the Niningrit Bird...long story). It was a nude beach and people were much nicer to me there than at any other beach I had been to. I went frequently, and even ran into friends of mine who I did not realize enjoyed going nude. It became our secret society of sorts.

Since then, I have put up a fuss anytime I needed to don a bathing suit for the beach. I will if nude is not an option, but always yern for cleaning the sand out of my shorts.

Oh, and by the way, I still go to nude beaches today.

ohnudeone ohnudeone
41-45, M
3 Responses Mar 26, 2009

I can only support this advice. And, ohnudeone, if you should have to wear something, you needn't go all the way to those abhorrent sand collecting, itching shorts. For these occasions I have a string or perhaps a tiny tanga. You cannot be forced on most beaches to wear more than that.

I would highly recommend it. Very liberating.

I have never been to a nude beach, but always had a hankering to swim in the ocean naked!