Yep. I've Done It.

[x] Smoked A Cigarette
struggling to quit.
[x] Smoked A Cigar
never a whole one
[x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
interesting sensation
[x] Are/Been In Love
I've practically never NOT been in love
[x] Dumped someone
she and I argue about who dumped who though, so we've agreed to disagree. (we were pretty much drunk or stoned for the whole relationship lol)
[x] Been Fired
by a german boss for being consistently 1 or 2 minutes late.
[x] Been In A Fist Fight
more times than I can count
[x] Had A Crush On An Older Person

[x] Skipped Class

[x] Slept With A Co-worker
this was chronic until I actually settled down with a woman who used to be my boss!
[x] Seen Someone / Something Die
bad scene.
[x] Had/Have A Crush On One Of Your EP Friends 
lol of course! you're all so awesome!
[ ] Been To Paris (live here)

[ ] Been To Spain

[x] Been On A Plane

[x] Thrown Up From Drinking
last week!
[x] Eaten Sushi

[x] Been Snowboarding
for about 3 seconds
[x] Met Someone Through Internet
she moved in with me for about 3 months and we had promiscuous sex all over Toronto. lucky I never caught anything.
[x] Been in a Mosh Pit
only to get across to the bar - I should have gone around lol
[x] Been In An Abusive Relationship
not really sure who was abusing who but it was bad. we somehow ended up friends though.
[x] Taken Pain Killers
oh MAN I had oxy with some rye once and tried to fix a fence. 20 minute job that took all afternoon :P
[x] Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
every day, all the time
[x] Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
i:P
[x] Made A Snow Angel
[x] Had A Tea Party
with my daughter. we made a huge mess!
[x] Flown A Kite
we used to have kite fights one summer in the park down the road from where I grew up.
[x] Built A Sand Castle
[x] Played Dress Up
[x] Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
[ ] Gone Sliding
[x] Cheated While Playing A Game
[x] Been Lonely
[x] Fallen Asleep At Work / School
[x] Watched The Sun Set
[x] Felt An Earthquake
I thought it was a streetcar going by
[x] Killed A Snake
[x] Been Tickled
[x] Been Robbed / Vandalized
[x] Been Cheated on
[x] Been Misunderstood
[x] Won A Contest
[x] Been Suspended From School
for fighting, skipping class, and drawing dirty pictures on the back of a test paper
[x] Had Detention
lol I lived there!
[x] Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
trashed a motorcycle while wearing shorts and no helmet and walked away without a scratch, was in a friend's mom's car when she spun out into a ditch, been in a buddy's car that rolled and landed upright - he kept driving lol - been in a car with a drunk driver who scraped along the parked cars all the way up a street, rolled in a stolen van (long story), was a passenger in a car that hit a pedestrian, umm... I think that's it. except for the motorcycle accident, I was never the driver.
[ ] Had / Have Braces
[x]  Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night 
[x] Danced in the moonlight
[x] Hated The Way You Look
meh. changes with the lighting and my mood.
[x] Witnessed A Crime
was a little criminal as a teen/twenty-something
[ ] Been obsessed with post-it-notes 
[x] Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
[x] Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
born there.
[x] Swam In The Ocean (more than one)
East Coast, West Coast, North America
[x] Felt Like You Were Dying
actually died once. got shocked back to life (fell 3 storeys and landed on concrete)
[x] Cried Yourself To Sleep
[x] Played Cops And Robbers
[x] Recently Colored With Crayons/Colored Pencils/Markers
almost daily with my daughter
[x] Sang Karaoke
I'm BAD but it's fun!
[x] Paid For A Meal With Only Coins 
gleefully!
[x] Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
[x] Made Prank Phone Calls
[x] Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
[x] Kissed In The Rain
[x] Written A Letter To Santa Claus 
[x] Watched The Sun Set/Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
[x] Blown Bubbles
the kid again :)
[x] Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
beach, bush party, backyard party
[x] Crashed A Party
almost weekly one summer
[x] Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
road trips with my family as a child
[x] Gone Rollerskating / Blading
went as a worker taking care of mentally handicapped adults - fell so much they mistook me for one of them!
[x] Had A Wish Come True
:D
[ ] Been Humped By A Monkey
it's on the bucket list now!
[ ] Worn Pearls 
[ ] Jumped Off A Bridge
[ ] Swam With Dolphins
[x] Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cubes (Ice Cubes)
[ ] Kicked A Fish 
[x] Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes 
there's no explaining.
[x] Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
[x] Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
[x] Done/Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
used to be able to, wouldn't dare try now
[x] Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
lol teenaged girlfriends
[x] Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
[x] Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
[x] Climbed A Tree
[x] Had/Been In A Tree House
built a complex of forts with neighborhood kids back in the day
[ ] Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
[x] Believed In Ghosts
[ ] Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes 
[x] Visited Jail
does being incarcerated count as a "visit"?
[x] Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
[x] Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
not for a few years though
[x] Broken A Bone
left foot, 3 vertebrae, toes, ribs
[x] Been Easily Amused 
[x] Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later 
fond memories of childhood... a lot of it was REALLY bad, but lots of it was good, too...
[x] Caught A Butterfly
[x] Laughed So Hard You Cried
[x] Cried So Hard You Laughed
[x] Cheated On A Test
by helping someone else
[x] Forgotten Someone's Name
the retired woman across the street who's always walking "toughie" her teeny-weeny dog. she's so nice and I'm sure she told me before so I'm embarrassed to ask again.
[ ] French Braided Someones Hair
[x] Been Kicked Out Of Your House
not for more than a day or two
[x] Rode A Roller Coaster

[ ] Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling 
[x] Had A Cavity

[x] Black-Mailed Someone 
lol that's how I passed grade 10 french class!
[x] Been Black Mailed
that's what siblings and cousins are for :P
[x] Fell Going Up The Stairs
[ ] Licked A Cat
[x] Licked Someone
several... no many someones ;)
[x] Been shot at/or at gunpoint
couple of times. I was a stupid kid.
[x] Had sex in the rain
in a park in the summer
[x] Flattened someones tires 
not personally, but stood watch a couple of times and the second time almost got caught and beaten by a bunch of bikers. never ran so fast in my life and managed to get a concussion by falling over a fence in the process
[x] Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
lol rode until it died, never mind the light!
[x] Got five dollars or less worth of gas
:D