Let's Try...

I'm writing this for people who add me...

1. If you message me constantly without anything to say I'm going to ignore you. Don't spam me, and don't talk to me if you're just going to be boring.

2. I will NEVER want to see your penis or want to show you my anything.

3. I like conversation... not your whining, and not BS.

4. I'm most likely not your friend. We're on a social networking website... not hanging out in a park or something.

5. I'm not your "baby", "love", "sweetie", "sweetheart", "cupcake", "sugar", "cutie", "hottie", "sexy" or whatever else you come up with. I am Kristen.

6. I don't subscribe to any religion, maybe I'm agnostic, but if you'd like we can talk about that.

7. I am pro-choice and pro-gay marriage/rights.

8. I LOVE sex, and have a huge fascination with it... but not in a dirty way. I'd love to talk about it with anyone, but not in an "ohhh, yeah, what would you do to me?" kind of way... Talk to me about sex cleanly please.

9. If I didn't ask and we aren't friends (all but 2 or 3 of you), I do not want your advise. At all.

10. I love The Fairly Odd Parents.... and seriously love that it's on netflix...
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Jun 28, 2012