Ten fingers, five on each hand
Ten toes, five on each foot
A ten inch ***** - he's the little munchkin man who causes me all kind of grief.
Ten Heinekens beers in the fridge.
I have ten dollars in my pocket if I am lucky
My IQ is ten points less than my belt size
Ten people I could do without
Ten gallons of gas in my car
(which hasn't run for ten days)
Ten reasons this is the last post for tonight.