Ten

Ten fingers, five on each hand

Ten toes, five on each foot

A ten inch ***** - he's the little munchkin man who causes me all kind of grief.

Ten Heinekens beers in the fridge.

I have ten dollars in my pocket if I am lucky

My IQ is ten points less than my belt size

Ten people I could do without

Ten gallons of gas in my car  

 (which hasn't run for ten days)

Ten reasons this is the last post for tonight.