Ten Things I Don't Usually Mention On a First Date........

 I have checked myself into a hospital ER after doing too many drugs.  Being NYC they pretty much ignored me and told me to start behaving and grow up.

I spent a night in jail and refused to leave in the morning as it was raining and I had no cab fare.  (I was still drunk).

I once stole close to 200,000 dollars and got away with it.

I've won two kissing competitions. (by a long margin apparently).

I plan on misbehaving in my old age as much as possible.

I look great in a pair of high heels.

I've had my heart broken and am afraid it will happen again.

I have a son that I've had no contact with in 15 years.

I'm way too much fun when I get drunk.

I briefly thought I might turn out to be gay but I'm not.

zippyp zippyp
41-45, M
4 Responses Feb 24, 2009

wow my boyfriend is alot of fun when he's drunk!!

well some people get morose or moody or aggressive or pushy..... I'm more of a laugh and knock over a few drinks kinda guy.......

OK, MissBebe, calm down, remember your blood pressure. You don't want to have to go back to the home for unshoed mothers.

gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwoof !