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Very Stupid & Funny Children's Belief

When I was a little kid my brother told me that spagetti grew like grass out of the ground that there were fields of it!! haha) I believed it for awhile!! Then when I realised it wasn't true I told my younger sister the same story & she believed it for awhile!! Lol, so funny.
chellybelly chellybelly 51-55, F 66 Responses Nov 4, 2010

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I thought the eye on the back of the dollar bill (above the pyramid) was the eye of God and that was how he kept an 'eye' on us and how we were behaving. I turned the dollar bill over and put if face down so he couldn't see me.

When I was 5 years old my brother and I were outside playing with several dogs. One of the dogs started humping my leg, and my brother said, "when a dog humps your leg you get pregnant and you're gonna have puppies!" I lost it and started screaming so hysterically I couldn't breathe. My mom was trying to console me, and when I told her I was going to have puppies, she had to turn away from me because she was laughing so hard! From that day on I was terified of becoming pregnant, and I guess it had a life-long effect because I never have had kids!

lol that's too funny! I saw a cartoon once where the characters grew to 100X their size, and they used a cement mixer for ice cream so I always thought that's what cement mixers were for!

My mom made such a big deal out of washing my hands after eating the Chicken in a Bisket crackers, I thought that the powdery stuff on them was toxic to the skin (yeah I know I was ingesting them but kids logic)

well, the speghetti shape may not be born in the field, but where it actually comes from is wheat, and wheat is definently grown in a field. I am married to a wheat farmer and I have havested wheat.

Ok my son now 12 at Rhe age of 4 was seating in the back seat of the car , we were driving through country roads many farms , cows,

There were brown cows and black and white ones, He asked mom are those all cows I said yes then he asked why are they different colors , not knowing the answer I thought I was gonna be cute so I said honey the black and white cows give white milk , the brown ones give chocolate milk, he paused seemed satisfied with the answer and out of nowhere popped up and said oh yeah I suppose we are gonna see some pink ones that give strawberry milk?! I felt like an *** but til this day I laugh at this ....., and ge will rub it in whenever he has strawberry quick !!!

I believed that the way you got pregnant was from kissing, an air bubble would pass from one mouth to the other and when you swallowed it it would make a baby lol.



My mom also once told us that a little green man would come and throw up in our mouths every night...giving us bad breath, therefor insuring we brushed our teeth. LMAO

When I was little my parent's told me that when the ice cream van played music it was because they had run out of ice cream XD.



The bad thing is i'm considering saying the same thing to my daughter when she's older haha.

When I was little there was this towel closet in my grandmothers bathroom. It was directly across from the toilet. The toilet was always very loud whenever you flushed it so I was always afraid to flush the toilet in my grandmothers house because I thought it would be so loud that the monster in the closet would hear it and then it would know that I was there and it would run out and get me. I hated that monster.

When I was little there was this towel closet in my grandmothers bathroom. It was directly across from the toilet. The toilet was always very loud whenever you flushed it so I was always afraid to flush the toilet in my grandmothers house because I thought it would be so loud that the monster in the closet would hear it and then it would know that I was there and it would run out and get me. I hated that monster.

Lol, love that thought. It could almost be true.

There was another film made that heralded the development of a plant that produced little plastic beads that could be melted into plastic products. One plant, it reported, could produce enough beads to make a one-gallon plastic milk jug! I think lots of people believed that too...it was very convincing!

hello chellybelly



i still smile at my silly mistakes as a child



... one of them is



i thought god's name was "ed" for years....because we had to say the lords prayer everyday in school.. "hallow'ed be thy name" sounded like "hello, ed be thy name" to me. so now, i am not a christian or moslem or jewish..... but i have this great friend ed.... he is always with me, guides me when i need guidance.... but also stands back and lets me make mistakes when i need to learn something new.





thank you for helping me remember my childhood.



with respect, from robbie



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Made me laugh but all I could think about was ed the talking horse. Do you remember that program?

hi robbie & thanks

hahahahaha...... yup, i remember..... but my "ed" predates that "ed" ;-))

That was funny.

When in the toilet I though that a lift would crush me if ever the light would go off... Silly but true!

I saw this mentioned in other comments, but I'm not sifting through to see if anyone actually posted the link. This is the Youtube video of the BBC April Fool's Spaghetti footage:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ

i love you people......................................

My grandmother told me if I swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in me. I believed it for at least a year or two. I think I wasn't swayed when I didn't get leaves growing out of my ears!

When I was younger I use to believe lions where outside because I watched animal planet once and the had shrubs like the ones by our house and I was scared of going outside for the longest time.

When I was little my brother told me that boogers formed whenever you smelt a fart and that you need to clean out your boogers otherwise you'd have everyone's farts inside your nose. My mother went along with the story...

is that why they call mince pies fly cemetaries??? my mum said thats wat was in them when i was young ,,i used to cringe when everyone ate them at christmas !!!!lol



fly pie?? yeuk

*when a woman has her menstruation it was forever

*when it rains it rains everywhere

Oh my how cute!! :D

I was told that if you worked hard and were honest you would be successful. Well that was a lie. nice guys finish last.

I used to believe that sharks lived in those pool vents... To be honest, I still swim aroung them.

When I was young my brother told me broccoli grew in ur stomach and would eventually come out ur nose didnt eat it for years

My sister convinced me that I was adopted- we do not look very much alike and even less alike as children. She said my mother chose me to look like her so one looked like daddy (her) and one like mama (me)...I was chosen for my cheeks I was told! lol...I believed this was our families deep dark secret till I was twelve, when mama found out- and showed me my birth certificate!! lol

My much older brother and sister used to terrorize me with this story. I was 4 and they were 11 and 13. They would tell me there were diamonds in our city sewer and it was my job to go down and get them. Since I could not read, they had this book with a list of names in it. They showed me the names and said all these people did not come back when they sent them down into the sewer. They were gonna make me go down there for them. I would go to bed shaking and crying. I would tell my mom and they would get in trouble for this. But it did't stop the nightly story. I really believed them for years.

When I was 4 or 5, my dad introduced me to his friend Mr. Rogers. Since he worked at a radio station and wore a sweater, I thought he was the Mr. Rogers on TV and that I has met a pretty special person.

My sister told me that I could not look up into trees because if a squirrel spit in your eye you would go blind. I was afraid to look up at trees for a long time.