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Very Stupid & Funny Children's Belief

When I was a little kid my brother told me that spagetti grew like grass out of the ground that there were fields of it!! haha) I believed it for awhile!! Then when I realised it wasn't true I told my younger sister the same story & she believed it for awhile!! Lol, so funny.
chellybelly chellybelly 51-55, F 74 Responses Nov 4, 2010

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When my kids were small my husband told them that he was actually the superman.he goes out at night to help people.he told them never ever to tell anyone its a secret lol my doughter is 19 now n loughs errytime about it.crazy lol

I used to think that if you swallowed gum it would stay in your stomach for 7 years before it digested .


And in first grade I believed that the principal had a spanking machine in his office if we misbehaved.

After I graduated first grade and moved up to second I became more enlightened. I did not believe in the spanking machine anymore but I believed that he had a paddle with holes in it to create less wind resistance.

Thankfully, I never had to go there to find out.

I use to think that words once said in a closed space (example in a car) the words stayed in the air. Once the door or window opened the words would fly out and everyone could hear what had been said in the enclosed space.

Rotate your tires - enough said. I think "they" could have used a different term or phrase, like, switch your tires from front to back. I didn't get it until I heard a female comic make a joke about it.

I used to believe I had to go pee everyday. Now I hold it for 40 hrs+.

Swallowing a pip from an apple and a tree will grow in your belly

I came home from school one day when I was about 7 and decided that I was a vegetarian. So my mom told me that I will lose my back molars because if you don't use them you lose them. I believed her for an embarrassingly long time

Lol when i got enlightened i thought i wAs a messenger,the choosen 1 lmao.. But after i started meeting empaths,people with spiritual wisdom.lets say people like me.

I thought that if you hit a fridge it will have bruises xD when I was little that's what my sister told me.....

That would be when i was small i swallowed a watermelon seed while eating watermelon but was scared to death that if i told anyone they gonna take me to doctor and hes gonna operate me orelse a tree was gonna grow in my tummy..

I thought the eye on the back of the dollar bill (above the pyramid) was the eye of God and that was how he kept an 'eye' on us and how we were behaving. I turned the dollar bill over and put if face down so he couldn't see me.

When I was 5 years old my brother and I were outside playing with several dogs. One of the dogs started humping my leg, and my brother said, "when a dog humps your leg you get pregnant and you're gonna have puppies!" I lost it and started screaming so hysterically I couldn't breathe. My mom was trying to console me, and when I told her I was going to have puppies, she had to turn away from me because she was laughing so hard! From that day on I was terified of becoming pregnant, and I guess it had a life-long effect because I never have had kids!

lol that's too funny! I saw a cartoon once where the characters grew to 100X their size, and they used a cement mixer for ice cream so I always thought that's what cement mixers were for!

My mom made such a big deal out of washing my hands after eating the Chicken in a Bisket crackers, I thought that the powdery stuff on them was toxic to the skin (yeah I know I was ingesting them but kids logic)

well, the speghetti shape may not be born in the field, but where it actually comes from is wheat, and wheat is definently grown in a field. I am married to a wheat farmer and I have havested wheat.

Ok my son now 12 at Rhe age of 4 was seating in the back seat of the car , we were driving through country roads many farms , cows,<br />
There were brown cows and black and white ones, He asked mom are those all cows I said yes then he asked why are they different colors , not knowing the answer I thought I was gonna be cute so I said honey the black and white cows give white milk , the brown ones give chocolate milk, he paused seemed satisfied with the answer and out of nowhere popped up and said oh yeah I suppose we are gonna see some pink ones that give strawberry milk?! I felt like an *** but til this day I laugh at this ....., and ge will rub it in whenever he has strawberry quick !!!

I believed that the way you got pregnant was from kissing, an air bubble would pass from one mouth to the other and when you swallowed it it would make a baby lol. <br />
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My mom also once told us that a little green man would come and throw up in our mouths every night...giving us bad breath, therefor insuring we brushed our teeth. LMAO

When I was little my parent's told me that when the ice cream van played music it was because they had run out of ice cream XD.<br />
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The bad thing is i'm considering saying the same thing to my daughter when she's older haha.

When I was little there was this towel closet in my grandmothers bathroom. It was directly across from the toilet. The toilet was always very loud whenever you flushed it so I was always afraid to flush the toilet in my grandmothers house because I thought it would be so loud that the monster in the closet would hear it and then it would know that I was there and it would run out and get me. I hated that monster.

When I was little there was this towel closet in my grandmothers bathroom. It was directly across from the toilet. The toilet was always very loud whenever you flushed it so I was always afraid to flush the toilet in my grandmothers house because I thought it would be so loud that the monster in the closet would hear it and then it would know that I was there and it would run out and get me. I hated that monster.

Lol, love that thought. It could almost be true.

There was another film made that heralded the development of a plant that produced little plastic beads that could be melted into plastic products. One plant, it reported, could produce enough beads to make a one-gallon plastic milk jug! I think lots of people believed that too...it was very convincing!

hello chellybelly<br />
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i still smile at my silly mistakes as a child<br />
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... one of them is<br />
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i thought god's name was "ed" for years....because we had to say the lords prayer everyday in school.. "hallow'ed be thy name" sounded like "hello, ed be thy name" to me. so now, i am not a christian or moslem or jewish..... but i have this great friend ed.... he is always with me, guides me when i need guidance.... but also stands back and lets me make mistakes when i need to learn something new.<br />
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thank you for helping me remember my childhood.<br />
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with respect, from robbie<br />
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Made me laugh but all I could think about was ed the talking horse. Do you remember that program?

hi robbie &amp; thanks

hahahahaha...... yup, i remember..... but my "ed" predates that "ed" ;-))

That was funny.

When in the toilet I though that a lift would crush me if ever the light would go off... Silly but true!

I saw this mentioned in other comments, but I'm not sifting through to see if anyone actually posted the link. This is the Youtube video of the BBC April Fool's Spaghetti footage:<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ

It says that the video is private, I can't watch it :/

i love you people......................................

My grandmother told me if I swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in me. I believed it for at least a year or two. I think I wasn't swayed when I didn't get leaves growing out of my ears!

When I was younger I use to believe lions where outside because I watched animal planet once and the had shrubs like the ones by our house and I was scared of going outside for the longest time.

When I was little my brother told me that boogers formed whenever you smelt a fart and that you need to clean out your boogers otherwise you'd have everyone's farts inside your nose. My mother went along with the story...