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I Want to Know What Completely Stupid Thing You Once Believed

Where Does Milk Come From

By: sexxydiva
Written on April 14th, 2011
By: sexxydiva
Age: 36-40 , Female
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    JustAlongForTheRide

    I'll confess..I was a Boy Scout...and I along with the rest of my dumb, innocent campers went Snipe Hunting....we were told they'd just Run into our Hands....like a Trap.....we all were Up all Night Looking For Snipes.....geeze.....

    2 days ago
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    midwestrefugee

    When I growing up on the farm, we were just a little too poor to afford chocolate for the milk so we didn't have any. I remember asking my father when I was small if we could get a cow that gives chocolate milk. Your innocence should not be confused with stupidity.

    a week ago
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      sexxydiva

      Thanks I believed this with my whole heart..lol

      a week ago
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    Rio5150

    Don't be silly it comes from the milk tree just ask my kids they money grows on one,,, Then again so does half of America ....... Yes I had the same cow beliefs... LOL

    May 4
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      Caramelicious

      LOL that's too cute.

      May 4
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    nudistguyny

    Like Peter Pan. If you believe. You can fly. I flew right off of the back of the couch and onto a very hard cement floor. I guess I did not believe hard enough. That was a hard way for a young child to learn that what you see on TV is not always true.......

    And that holds true even today !

    Apr 23
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    sundragon

    Well I still look outside on Dec24.

    Mar 1
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      sexxydiva

      For?..lol :)

      Mar 1
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      sundragon

      My clone in the red suit bring something down my chimney FOR ME.

      Mar 1
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      sexxydiva

      LOL..Ok :)

      Mar 1
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    LawyerGuy

    What are you saying? That is not really like that?

    Feb 6
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      sexxydiva

      I know imagine my surprise when I found out..Shocking I tell you!!

      Feb 6
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      LawyerGuy

      I don't know what to say. My world has fallen apart!

      Feb 6
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      sexxydiva

      I know just sit back and let it sink in..it was a devastating discovery.

      Feb 6
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      LawyerGuy

      Next you'll be telling me spaghetti doesn't come from trees!

      Feb 6
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      sexxydiva

      Sadly I hate to be the one to tell you since we just met but it doesn't!!

      Feb 6
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      LawyerGuy

      Stop! Keep revealing these things and the Easter bunny won't visit you!

      Feb 6
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      sexxydiva

      Yay about that he's not real either and I might as well let you know neither is Santa clause..:(

      Feb 6
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      LawyerGuy

      The world has ended as I know it! How on earth did you learn all this stuff?

      Feb 6
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      sexxydiva

      Sadly the world can be cruel I learned young..

      Feb 6
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      LawyerGuy

      I didn't even know that sexxydivas were funny

      Feb 6
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      sexxydiva

      Sexxydivas' are everything..*wink* don't ever forget it!!

      Feb 6
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      LawyerGuy

      Thats the most important lesson of the day

      Feb 6
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      sexxydiva

      I see you learn quickly :)

      Feb 6
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      LawyerGuy

      I have a good teacher

      Feb 6
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    ccrider63

    Ahh, bet chocolate milk is the best :)

    Jan 6
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    Ultima01

    Makes sense. Sadly, as you've probably figured out, that's not how it works.

    Aug 28, 2012
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      sexxydiva

      Well I was five,so I figured out long ago that wasn't how it works :)

      Aug 28, 2012
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      Ultima01

      Still, I probably used to believe the same thing when I was 3. I wouldn't know because I don't remember much that far back in my life.

      Aug 28, 2012
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    bassplayer

    :)

    It would seem so.

    Jun 19, 2012
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    bassplayer

    You know what? I believed the same thing when I was little :)

    Jun 19, 2012
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      sexxydiva

      Well as I stated it made sense at the time..:) See great minds think a like..:)

      Jun 19, 2012
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    Sonic007

    Me too, the only difference was I thought strawberry came from spotted cows. Speaking of cows, who drinks milkshakes with their cheeseburgers? I can't have dairy when I have beef anymore.

    Feb 26, 2012
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    SirSteven53

    I thought of it in a different way as I grew up on a ranch.....white milk came from white women....chocolate milk came from black women .............strawberry milk came fro redheaded women...you know after tasting each one I wasn't to far off..............lol

    Nov 25, 2011
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    sexxydiva

    Well obviously I was a really deep kid...lol..:-)

    Oct 27, 2011
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    sexxydiva

    I don't really remember the radios that look like cabinets..My daughter thought people were in our tv when she was little and always lokked behind the tv to see how they get in there ...lol :-)

    Oct 16, 2011
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    andyneil

    wWhen I was about 3 yrs old, I thought that there was a really small persom inside my dad's radio! Can you remember the ones which looked like a cabinet?

    Oct 16, 2011
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    sexxydiva

    Wolf I'm pretty sure that's not the cooties they were talking about...lol :-)

    Sep 14, 2011
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    wolfpost

    But then you found out that girls did have cooties but they were the best kind of cooties and you wanted all you could get. but now the girls didn't want to share their cooties with you as much. Women!

    Sep 14, 2011
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    sexxydiva

    HAHA..so true..lol :-)

    Sep 13, 2011
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    wolfpost

    That girls really had cooties, when all along it was us guys!

    Sep 13, 2011
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    Luckybfrndz

    and i believed that when women drink milk and some of them get stored in there breasts)))

    Aug 23, 2011
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    anti3tastic

    Holy ****, this was my theory! But the spotted cows never came to my mind.

    In early childhood, I used to visualize the milk man ******* into the bottle! Yes, this is way back when most people had their milk delivered.

    I have an incredible long term memory.

    I live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, right by big ol' Lake Michigan. How did this lake come to be? It must have been a long time ago. And, George Washington lived a long time ago. I visualized him just like he is on the dollar bill, standing there with a garden hose, filling up Lake Michigan, just like my mother filled up my plastic wading pool!

    Milwaukee is "beer city." I often heard commercials sponsored by The American Bar Association. I assumed that this was a federation of tavernkeepers! Hey, Thomas Jefferson was admitted to the "bar" at eighteen, but it is said that he never over indulged!

    Aug 2, 2011
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    sexxydiva

    Well like I said I was only like 4 or 5...It made sense...lol

    Jul 14, 2011
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    sexxydiva

    Hey what was I like 5....lol

    Apr 14, 2011
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    partytested

    LMAO!!

    Apr 14, 2011
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