What the Hell Were They Thinking?!?!

In no particular order and without further ado, I give you some of the worst movies I've ever been tortured with:

Wild Hogs - blatantly homophobic and I didn't even crack a smile during the entire movie...wait, I did.  Once the credits began to role.  I will never allow my "best" friend to choose the movie again.

Moulin Rouge - since I don't drink heavily and I don't take any hallucinogenic drugs, this movie made no sense to me at all.  And, was left so badly scarred from the chaos, I was drooling and couldn't move.

Bridges of Madison County - 3 words: wrist-slicingly boring

Wild Wild West - I have never forgiven him for taking me to the theater to see this horribly craptastic movie

The Crow 2: City of Angels - I'll borrow a quote from Dasmuggler: this movie raped the original Crow beyond belief.  Blasphemous.  A disrespect to Brandon Lee.

The 2nd half of From Dusk Till Dawn - good movie...until half way through.  "Um, guys....we've lost the script....any ideas?" "Vampires?"  "Yes, perfect."

Troy - ******* horrible, Brad Pitt's worst acting to date. 

Pearl Harbor - this movie would have been pretty decent...on mute.  This might have the worst dialog in movie history.  And it was so ******* loud.  I walked away with the infamous Michael Bay migraine headache that lasted 12 hours.

The Hills Have Eyes 2 (1985) - the only movie in which the dog, THE DOG, has a flashback.  Now, let me repeat myself.  The dog has a flashback.  




 

CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
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16 Responses Mar 12, 2009

You have stock in Netflix, don't you? LOL

BROWN BUNNY and BATTLEFIELD EARTH, two of my favorites, often show up on 'worst movie' lists. I also liked everything on your list with the exception of HILLS HAVE EYES 2 and THE CROW 2, neither of which I've seen. FROM DUSK TILL DAWN is a hoot, PEARL HARBOR was done in classic Hollywood style and I was happy to buy the DVD, and BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY was a wonderful love story.<br />
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Needless to say, the people who make movies love me, as do the folks at Netflix.

I said the same exact thing!! Ray Liotta goes from "Goodfellas" to....WILD HOGS?!?!? And William H. Macy is an award winning actor!! So very sad.

HaHa CK, I was so disappointed in Ray Liotta for being in such an awful movie!! I mean, I was actually embarassed for the cast whole involved! LOL

Brad Pitt makes me cry in this movie. He's usually pretty good. And his hair looked silly.

JJessie, that's exactly my point!! LOL You have to be drunk or completely spaced out on meth to get it. <br />
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Winter, you might be my movie hero. Wild Hogs is so bad, I could honestly think about ending my friendship with the girl who made me go.

Omg, don't get me started on Wild Hogs! My husband has made me endure that piece of crap several times!<br />
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I always thought Kill Bill was a dumbass movie!<br />
It made no sense, and was a true beating!<br />
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There's two hours of my life I'll never get back!! Lol

The Notebook - I cringed thinking of this movie. Literally i would rather be water-boarded than sit though that again. Maybe I just dont see James Garner fitting the role of a good book, but horrible movie.<br />
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Star Wars I The Phantom Menace - over hyped eye candy. Jar Jar Binks is more annoying than Barney the Dinosaur. Lucas sold out with this one.

Silverado......incredibly boring<br />
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Bruge.....supposed to be a comedy....waited until the end titles and laughed from boredom.<br />
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Rocky 5.....even Stallone hated this .....studios made him change the ending.......Rocky 6 is the best ever !

I think I can see how someone could enjoy Moulin Rouge....but....well....it hurt my head. <br />
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Sorry to offend, my friend. *Smiles*

It's my civic duty. *Smiles*

Please, stay away from all of the other movies. For your health.

And Norbit. That movie makes me so freaking pissed. I hate Hollywood.

so were the Eddie Murrphy movies where he remade the Nutty Professor and the sequels

Lucky you. Here's a bit of advice for everyone:<br />
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Do not, I repeat DO NOT, watch Bridges of Madison County while on a bus trip. There is no way to escape and usually no sharp ob<x>jects to take your own life. It's like ancient Chinese water torture.<br />
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Also, I forgot to mention a horribly condescending and disgusting movie: Shallow Hal. I haven't liked Gwyneth Paltrow ever since I saw her in that piece of crap movie. It's disrespectful, mean, incredibly stupid and full of hate and bigotry towards big girls.

Pearl Harbor was bad but the reviews came in early and I was prepared for it being awful. After all Michael Bay was the director. There was a big debate here in Texas over the film using a WWII aircraftcarrier in the Gulf of Mexico as a Jap Ship and the veterans went nuts<br />
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Troy was only saved by Richard Harris but I agree still bad<br />
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Wild Wild West I had forgotten about but again I did not go into that one thinking William Shakespeare<br />
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I was spared Bridges and Rouge