D.A.R.E

I just looked downa nd found to my delight that I'm wearing my D.A.R.E T-shirt amongst other things. D.A.R.E standing for Drug Abuse Resistance Education which every 10/11 year old takes at my primary school. But this is no ordinary D.A.R.E T-Shirt, this is my brother's. He wore his for his D.A.R.E graduationt thingie, but then casted it my way due to the fact that he didn't want it and mine had been savaged by a goat which used to live next door to my Grandma. It claimed many cardigans as well. Nowadays I tend to carry it around in case of further encounters with savage animals or I fall over into a giant pond and need a new T-Shirt. Today I managed to get involved in a giant waterfight which broke out and needed my involvement. My hair still hasn't dried out.