Snip Snap Snorem

My left breast & nipple is named Snip, my right one is Snap, and my **** is Snorem.

Those names come from the card game "Snip Snap Snorem" which I played with other kids in my neighborhood.  (We played much naughtier games as we grew older!  Send me a private message about the sex games you played and maybe I'll tell you what we did.)  Snake (or Snoopy) was our name for **** and we said Snaggles for balls and Sniff for ***** and Snug for *** hole.  Snuggy was the entire butt, I'll let you guess what Snuggling meant!  (That always caused giggling when someone outside our club said it!)

That was the "secret" language we used when parents or strangers or teachers were listening, along with these:
Snacking was oral sex
Snagging was *******
Snaring was bondage
Snarling was talking dirty
Sneaky was horny (Sneaking was being naughty)
Sneezing was having an ******
Sniffing was flashing or showing off
Sniping was ************
Snipping was whipping
Snisses/snissing was kisses/kissing
Snitching was tickling
Snoozing was stripping
Snorkling was kissing with tongues
Snubbing was spanking
Snugging (or Snuggling) was anal sex

Try writing a paragraph using some of those actions and then substituting the sn- words and reading it aloud.  That's the best way to understand now confusing it was for adults when we started throwing a lot of code words into a few sentences.  Or in a note that was passed in class.  Even other kids who didn't know the code and use it often found it frustrating figuring out what we were talking about.

Also, it isn't always sn- words.  They are the easiest to learn because most of them suggest their meaning.  "Sneezing" & "snaring" & "snissing" & "snorkling" & "snugging" aren't all that hard to figure out.  But once you know them you can change b- sn- to tr- or something else and just use the same code.  Backing or tracking or zacking was still oral sex.  ******* was kissing.

Anything that lets you easily pronounce all of the words works.  We even use several different starting sounds in the same conversation.  If you wanted to know what barling was, you just mentally changed it to snarling and of course knew it was talking dirty.  Or luggy back to snuggy to get "butt".  Easy to learn but it made it a LOT harder for others to figure out.

And every once in a while a teacher would say something that translated into something dirty and six kids scattered around the classroom would start giggling about it!

My best friend & I invented all that and when we started talking that way it caught on with the other kids.  Kids are still using the same code over a decade and a half later.  She & I were the founders & leaders of our neighborhood Teen Sex & Adventure Club but that's another story.  "Snip Snap Snorem" became sort of a code phrase members said to each other when referring to the club's activities at School or around other people.  But whenever they did that they were talking about MY nipples & ****!

I took those three names further than anyone else.  On my own body I gave them personalities!  I decided that Snip prefered gentle, soft, slow caresses while Snap liked harsh, intense, rough stimulation.  Snip enjoyed getting kissed & licked & nibbled & rubbed & sucked & tickled while Snap needed to be bitten & clamped & flicked & pinched & pulled & twisted.  Snip liked ice or cooling mint while Snap got off on hot stuff like candle wax or cinnamon.  They both hated icy-hot metholated ointment!  (But they both loved being pumped up!)

And there were all sorts of ways to "wake up" Snorem or to "tame" a Sneaky Snake!!!

I've never thought of it before but I didn't give my bottom (Snuggy) its own personality.  It was just 'me', as in "Spank ME!".  I guess spankings (and paddlings!) were always very personal for me (they still are!!) because before I started enjoying them they were about getting punished.  Now that makes them better!!!

I remember teasing Snip & Snap with what the other one was getting (and what they couldn't have!) when playing with them (and Snorem too!) while I was Chrissying myself.  Unless I was looking at myself in a mirror, in which case everything was reversed.  Or I could switch hands and "torture" them with the opposite of what they wanted.  (The only thing about that was, they liked being tortured and I loved punishing them!)

I even taught "the rules" to my boyfriends and made them follow them.  If they were in front of me I acted like they were always "torturing" Snip & Snap because their left & right hands were switched around from mine.  If they wanted to "please" them they had to cross their hands or even better, reach around from behind (so their left hand was on my left side and their right on my right).

Unless, of course, they were looking in a mirror with me.  (Have you figured out yet that I have an "Alice in Wonderland" fetish for mirrors?)  Everything was always "torture" for Snorem except when I was looking at myself in a mirror while playing with her or when someone else was looking at her and doing all those things to her.

Do you think that is too weird?  One of my friends is a therapist and they say I enjoy this kind of complexity because I'm really, really smart.  Too smart for my own good sometimes.  Whatever the reason, I had lots of fun with it when I was a teenager.  Having a boy or girl who was willing to learn how it all worked and play along was sort of a test for whether they cared about what mattered to me instead of just wanting to please themselves.
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I did not play sex games when I was a teen, I was way too shy. I think this would be so much fun for my husband and I. We could have secret naughty conversations right in front of people and they wouldn't have a clue.

How do you feel about using slang like hooters and jakers/jinkies (male/female pubic hair) and punani or va-jay-jay and wang or "thunder stick"? What is the best or funniest you've heard?<br />
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How did you & your family & friends refer to your private parts at various stages in your life? What about the opposite sex, what did they have?<br />
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Were there different names at home and on the playground and when talking with your boyfriend or girlfriend while making out on a date? When you said "Show me your . . ." or "Don't touch my . . ." or "Please kiss my . . ." what went in the blank?<br />
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I've told you how when I was dating several of my boyfriends & girlfriends had "pet" names for me & my various body parts. What fun nicknames have you given a boyfriend's or girlfriend's naughty bits? What have they named your balls & **** or **** & ***** or butt & hole?<br />
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What do you call them now? How did you talk about anal & oral & regular sex when you didn't want to say it that way?<br />
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If you have children, what words are you teaching them to use?

As a kid our genitals were generally refered to as our " best bits".<br />
My **** was called a " wheater" and my sister's ******* were called "tweaters".<br />
So my **** was called "willy wheater".<br />
A girlfriend at school called her ***** or **** "freda" and she named my **** "fred".<br />
We used the word "swimming" for meeting up after school so we could practice **** "diving".<br />
I had to laugh one day when my youngest came home from school and said they were having a "muffty day" at school. He was six at the time and I wondered what they were going to teach them so young. Apparently it was a day when they could wear normal clothes rather than school uniform.

I'm happy to say my Teen Sex & Adventure Club is still going strong and using basically the same initiation test even though there is an entirely new generation of teenagers in it now.<br />
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I'm way too old for them at twenty-seven -- I'm like The Club's Mom now because most of the "old" members have moved away. They still come to me for advice or help occasionally or to settle disputes as an impartial judge. And sometimes they listen while I tell stories from when I was an active member.<br />
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So I went looking for a sex club for adults!!! Tee hee! Actually, I joined three of them, a Womens Sex Club, a Swing/Swap Club, and a clothing-optional LARP group. (Ask me about those privately.)<br />
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p.s.: I miss my teen club! Yes it was about having sex but it was even more about having fun and daring / embarrassing / encouraging / exciting / inspiring / learning from each other!!!

@all1rog: The code started out with just a few words then we kept adding to it. I promise you, you will only mix up snugging with snagging one time, at the most! And even if a teacher was suspicious you can't really get in trouble for saying things like "He is going to snub you after school!".

You are amazing! Besides the "normal" ****, *****, ****, ****, boobies, I can only think of a few words. sweet pea for ****. And brown eye or rosebud for *******, a word that sounds way to crude to use for something I want to make love to. And if you think penis and vagina sound clinical, what do you think of clitoris. HA I'm never sure I pronounce that right. I don't like ****, either. It makes me feel like I'm trying to say it's nasty when I really think it's nice, although I will admit it does go with **** and it a woman refers to her own that way I guess it's OK. I just want to bury my face in her *****, thank you.<br />
I am interested in your expanded message - I can't think of anything more explicit then what you've written here.

Do you want to know what words I used to refer to myself & others when I was growing up?<br />
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At home within my family we had cute names for body parts. For instance, when I was small my Daddy called them my "naughty bits" or he said I had 'nips' on top & a 'kitty' in front & a 'tail' in back. Later on my kitty grew into a '*****' with a 'muffy' & a 'clitty' and I got '*******' up on top and a 'bare bottom' in back.<br />
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He said things like "Get your tail over here young lady!" or "Plant your tail right there and keep it there!" I liked to think he was talking about an actual tail, not just my butt. (I heard other daddies say "get your butt". I liked how my Daddy said "get your tail" better.) We pretended that I was a pussycat with an invisible tail and when he said he was "holding my tail" it meant that I had to stay that close to him.<br />
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My Brother liked to tease me by trying to step on my tail or pulling it or telling me he had tied it to the chair when I was sitting down at the table. When he did that I would squeal & jump around a lot and try to keep my tail away from him or wag my bottom at him daring him to chase me & try to grab it. I knew my tail wasn't real but you know what? Whenever someone was doing something to it I really could feel it in my *****!<br />
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<i>(When I was a teenager I got several tails that I can actually wear! Some of them sit at the top of my *** because they attach to a belt around my waist or they are on the end of a curved piece of plastic which curves up between my cheeks from a butt plug. Those look like actual "pussycat" tails when I'm wearing them for Halloween or a party along with a ******** cat suit or yellow or black body paint and ears & whiskers to make me look like a lioness or tiger or panther.<br />
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The other Cheerleaders gave me the nickname "WildCat" (it was sewn on the back of my jacket when I made the Varsity team) but that is a different message! I also have "horse" tails which are attached to a butt plug for when I'm pretending to be a pony girl like in the "Sleeping Beauty" books.)</i><br />
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My Babysitter's father lived in England and she spent a year going to school there. So she had entirely different names for everything, like 'puffies' while my breasts were growing in and then 'boobies' later on. And 'cunny' & 'quim' and lots more. So I use those words sometimes myself. <br />
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Daddy had a '****' and my older Brother had a 'willy'. Babies had 'wee-wees'.<br />
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Both of them had 'arses' while Rosa & I had 'bums'. But it was always a "bare bottom" or a 'butt' whenever any of us was getting spanked!!! (Daddy never said that *<i>I</i>* was "bad" -- it was my behavior that was bad, and my "bad butt" that needed to be punished! And yes, Daddy spanked Rosa's bare bottom too!)<br />
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There was another word difference besides 'arses' versus 'bums' for what was really the same thing on both men & women. When I was growing up cats & dogs & other small pets and good girls & little boys always went 'pee'. '*******' was something horses & bad boys & rough men did!<br />
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At first I thought ******* required a **** but then I heard that prostitutes **** too. So I decided it was force or odor or volume or something that made it different. Or maybe prostitutes did it standing up and that made it *******.<br />
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I knew that Tarzan & the gorillas & male lions boldly pissed on trees right out in the open in the jungle but I was pretty sure Jane and the chimps & the lionesses went in the bushes to pee in private. I never understood what made ******* different, I just knew that I didn't want to do it. I only wanted to pee! I still say it that way.<br />
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Rosa called *** holes a 'twinkle' or sometimes a "tight twinkle".<br />
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When I was very little I thought she was saying "Twinkie" (the sweet snack cakes with white cream inside) and it made me want one to suck because I always sucked the filling out first! I loved Twinkies but Daddy said they would "spoil my dinner". So I didn't get them very often and thinking about having one in my mouth made me hungry whenever Rosa said it!!<br />
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Sometimes for a special treat my Brother served me a Twinkie with two scoops of ice cream at one end so I started asking for them that way!!! (Now I understand why my Babysitter always laughed when he served me one that looked like a balls & ****!!!)<br />
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I'm embarrassed even today thinking how they were making fun of me without me even knowing it!!! I had no idea she was talking about *** holes. I don't know what I said about eating & sucking them before I figured it out but I do remember that it seemed like no matter what I said they all cracked up. It made me feel foolish without knowing why.<br />
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Those were the cute "words I learned at first. They gradually got replaced by progressively cruder and more colorful & interesting euphemisms & phrases & slang words I heard later.<br />
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For all-round use and particularly in my erotic stories, my favorites are the <i>bad</i> or <i>dirty</i> or <i>naughty</i> words schoolkids use casually & playfully on the playground. Such as '*****' & '******' & '****' (or '****' & '******' & 'weiner' & 'willy' for males).<br />
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My birthday is right at the start of the school year so I was usually one of the youngest in my class. When I started going to school the older kids made fun of me for using "baby" words. Around them I dropped the 'y' at the end and just said 'puss' & '****' & '****' & '****' to sound more grown up.<br />
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And then when I was a teenager sometimes I talked <i>really</i> dirty with my friends! Tee hee!!!<br />
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I still use '*****' often -- it's a juicy word with those two 's's (one would have been enough, but it's even wetter sounding with two! Or seven!!! How much do you like saying <i>'pusssssssy'</i>? Tee hee!). I love that word -- to me, a ***** by any other name will always still be a *****! (<i>'Titilllllllate'</i> is another one of my favorites to say.)<br />
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I was very self-conscious at first when my breasts started developing. My Brother is almost five years older than I am so he liked to tease me by saying "Nice Boobs Smart ***" or calling me "<b>T</b>iny <b>W</b>eak <b>A</b>ss <b>T</b>roublemaker" or just boobs & **** for short. Sometimes he called my *** or **** or **** other things (I'm sure you can come up with your own list) trying to annoy me. I acted pissed-off but it never bothered me that much. I teased him back by saying "Daddy has a big **** but you only have a little ****!".<br />
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Have you heard this one? A newlywed couple who had never had premarital sex were in their bridal suite. The husband undressed and asked, "Do you know what this is?" The new bride said, "That's a wee-wee." "No," he says, "it's called a ****." She replies, "I've seen dicks before, but that's a wee-wee."<br />
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As he grew older and his willy turned into a **** and then later into a **** my Brother developed an annoying habit of using names for it like 'drill' and 'hammer' and 'power tool' & 'screwdriver'. I told him it looked more like a 'nail' but of course it didn't. (He was always nude at home and I liked looking at it. It did stuff all on its own! It was interesting because I didn't have one.)<br />
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As I grew older Rosa started explaining things to me about my body. When she did that she talked more seriously and used words like 'breasts' & 'nipples' & '****' (or 'clitty') & '***' & '****' & '****' so I'm OK with those terms too.<br />
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But it was back to euphemisms when she was teaching me about dating & making out & sex. She talked about someone "fluffing my pillows" & "pinching my buttons" (those were my nips, my clitty was my "Love Button") & "petting my kitty" or "making ***** purr" & "licking my muffin" & "eating my cookie" & "exploring my Tunnel of Love" & "sucking his winky". Anal sex was "entering the Forbidden Tunnel".<br />
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(Do you want to "pet my *****" until she <i>purrrrrrrs</i>? How will you do it?)<br />
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I had settled on calling it my bottom by that time but after I got breasts all the guys at school were looking at & talking about my 'hot butt' or my "sweet ***'! They also said things like "I want to see you Monday" or "Seeing you next Tuesday will be great!" to me right in front of the teachers! (<b>C</b> (see) <b>U</b> (you) <b>M</b>onday, or <b>C</b> (see) <b>U</b> (you) <b>N</b>ext <b>T</b>uesday.) The adults had probably broken that "code" but they pretended like they didn't understand it.<br />
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I liked '****' & '****'. You have to admit that those words go nicely with each other (both in text & in life). They sound good when you say them together and they have positive, intimate, loving connotations for me. I think the words 'penis' & 'vagina' sound dry & strange & clinical.<br />
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My Babysitter had special names for the aroused versions, an erection was "a wizard's magic staff" and a wet ***** with an eager clitty was "a witch's best spell". She often said it like "his wizard wants her witch" or vice versa. Or just 'wiz' and 'wit' for short. Rosa often reminded/warned me about that as I was going out the door when boys picked me to go on a date! They didn't have a clue what she was talking about but I always knew what she meant.<br />
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p.s.: "Private parts" always makes me think of wearing camouflage panties so from a short distance it looks like I'm not wearing anything on the beach, or painting my naughty bits so I can go naked and still blend in to the forest or look like I'm wearing a bikini when I'm nude in public. "Private Parts reporting for duty, Sir!". (Tell me a story about that!)