My socks say lots of mean things about me.

My socks are a bunch of vile, no good, inanimate objects,  Sometimes when I put them on they say, "ewww, your stinky feet make us sick."  Hows that for gratitude? 

Sometimes when I come home I slip out of my shoes and walk around in my sock feet.  That's when they really talk to me.  Think of all the dirty words there are - my socks use all of them telling me what a no good I am. 

I got so mad at them one night I picked up a hammer and hit them as hard as I could.  Don't do that!  Even if your socks curse you.  I forgot that my feet were inside when I hit them. 

I have tried to think of a way to keep my socks from saying things about  me, but they always do. 

Its strange that no one else can hear them when they talk.  I get some strange stares sometimes when I am having a discussion with them.  Everyone else is stupid - they can't hear.  oh wel

And thats what my socks say about me.

levin60kitty levin60kitty
2 Responses Nov 4, 2008

Love this! Needed a good laugh! I wish my socks would talk to me! LOL

Sometimes the underwear do talk. It usually dependes on how many days I have had them on.