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I Want to Know What Your Tombstone Would Say

I Would Like A Viking Burial, But ...

By: THEBIGM
Written on May 12th, 2011
My wife tells no, and me she will have the last say in the matter if she has to kill me. So I will settle for a vertical burial, auger a hole in the ground and drop me in feet first. Then plant a fruit tree on top of my head, so that I can return my greatness to the gene pool
By: THEBIGM
Age: 46-50 , Male
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  • mswthwzithinkin
    mswthwzithinkin

    I am determined to have one! ...My sister and I have promised each other that we will make it happen, at least for one of us...even if has to be on the pond in the pasture. But your plan be is nice too!

    May 16, 2011
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