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I Want to Know What Your Tombstone Would Say

Tombstone

By: Beastweaver
Written on January 22nd, 2009

***** *. **************  (real name)

1971 - 2083

47th President of the United States.

By: Beastweaver
Age: 36-40 , Male
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  • gryfnn
    gryfnn

    My Tombstone should read: "Don't forget to feed my cat.!"

    Oct 27, 2009
    2 likes
  • swan2857
    swan2857

    Way to go Hideous. I'll vote for you.

    Jan 24, 2009
    1 like
  • qazrazl
    qazrazl

    YAAAY! RaRa for HB!

    Jan 24, 2009
    1 like
  • Beastweaver
    Beastweaver

    Oh the tombstone should also say "First Socialist-Party, Non-Christian President"

    Jan 24, 2009
    1 like
  • Beastweaver
    Beastweaver

    Don't worry, when I'm finished, you won't need as much money. I'm gonna steal from the rich and give to the poor. (The rich aren't going to vote for me anyway.)

    Jan 24, 2009
    1 like
  • qazrazl
    qazrazl

    Just remember the little people that helped you into office... and cut us some checks! Oh wait, wrong admin, they're gone now...

    Jan 24, 2009
    1 like
  • Beastweaver
    Beastweaver

    Yeah I'll have plenty of time after my presidency to ride out that sweet retirement package.

    Jan 24, 2009
    1 like
  • qazrazl
    qazrazl

    I'd probably vote for you, before you die that is. One braindead president for 8 years was enough, eh? ;)

    Jan 24, 2009
    1 like