Lawrence Watson...

Ok, I'm making some assumptions here...

Lawrence J. M. Watson

Born: February 11, 1988

Died: September 30, 2064

"He is Method Acting A Death Scene"

drcynic drcynic
26-30, M
11 Responses Mar 19, 2009

I just want every body to say something good about me for a while,... and then a quick thirty minute <br />
rebutell .

We don't have Jack in the Box around Pittsburgh.

Okay, 2064. I'm gonna hold you to that. For every year that you are off, you owe me two tacos from Jack in the Box. If you jump off in 2059, that's 10 tacos that you owe me. Good Luck.

Eh... I figure that's about right.

I made a death date assumption. :P

One Word<br />
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"Finally"<br />
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Yes I am feeling morose today.

Well, it's because you didn't realize that I am not a method actor. That's why it's ironic. When I'm famous and giving interviews, everyone will know the method is discredited.<br />
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Well, I might as well. It's my last devilishly clever statement to the world.

Apparently. The irony was lost on me! LOL

It's also an ironic epitaph, because I'm NOT a method actor.

I want my epitaph to be short and funny.

What? No jealous husband?" Come on! You can do better than that!<br />