I Want To Know Your Definition Of Love

Define

By: Sylphy

Written on July 7th, 2012

Need faerie say more?

By: Sylphy

Age: 41-45 , Female

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MaryP5

The imagery is a little disgusting but the truth is there.

Nice on Sylphy. :)

Jul 8, 2012
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  Sylphy
  *erases mental image from Mary* Sorry sweets... the analogy is dead on. ;)
  
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ronanp

A fart is nothing but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.

A fart's a s--- without the mess.

If two people are in an elevator and one person farts, everyone knows who did it.

He who farts in church sits in his own pew.

Farting is your ***'s way of saying "hi" when you forget it's there.

Farts: They give two people something NOT to talk about!

Jul 8, 2012
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  Sylphy
  My goodness... you sure beat Sci from all these quotes! Nothing forced here, no?
  
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destry

I saw this one at PIN, and did not have the nerve to post it here! bwahahaha!

Jul 7, 2012
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  Sylphy
  Faerie should have forced ya! bwahahaha...
  
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  destry
  oooo! *shakes with mock smartassy fear* how? :P
  
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  Sylphy
  See... I've got you started... it begins in the a$$... and then... ... ...
  
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  destry
  oh! bwahahaha! sneaky faerie! :P***
  
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  Sylphy
  Sneaky... like from behind?? * falls laughing*
  
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  destry
  eeewwwahhhh! Been hanging around the icky part of EP lately? :P
  
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  Sylphy
  *gasps* faerie was in the wrong crowd?
  
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  destry
  um..... the diaper people would LOVE this post! bahahaha!
  
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  Sylphy
  They love to fart? eeewww... guess that's why they need the diaper... bwahahaha...
  
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  destry
  I don't KNOW! EEEWWW! I don't go near them! *has flashback of something EXTREMELY icky I stumbled upon while checking out a profile who had fanned me one day*
  
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  Sylphy
  I know!!! Sometimes you annoyingly trip and when you look up... aaahhh... the horrrrorrrr...!!!
  
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  destry
  exactly!!!! I wish I could UNSEE IT, AND UNKNOW IT EXISTS!! OMG!
  
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  Sylphy
  *clears history*... *cleeeearrrrs hissstorrryyyy*
  
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  destry
  hahahaha!
  
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Becnme

Really Sylph?? (giggles) ...say no more.

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  Sylphy
  Yeah... who knows what might happen if you force faerie?! x p
  
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  Becnme
  Funny, but quite true. I never thought of it in those terms. If you force faerie, beware the wand...it whacks!
  
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  Sylphy
  Yup... but you rather really have the sound of a swooshing wand... than a wooshing... ... ...
  
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  Sylphy
  The wind beneath... ... ... *falls laughing*
  
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  Becnme
  :D
  
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