Fell Asleep On The Couch

I was working for a horse feed supply company delivering bags of feed to farms and ranches.

One day after work, I came home, and my wife at the time told me that our daughter (1) had just gone down for a nap and she was going to run to the store.

It was the middle of the summer, so being sweaty and tired, I took a shower, and then before getting dressed I sat on the couch. What I didn't realize, was that I had put the chain on the door after the wife had left the house.

Well feeling relaxed and tired as I was, I fell asleep, there on the couch, totally naked. Especially when I am tired, I am a deep sleeper, so when she got back from the store and couldn't get in, the wife started banging on the door, and in turn woke our daughter up. I was still gone.

When she couldn't get me to respond, she panicked and called a friend of ours who came running. At the same time our neighbor (hot blond) below us saw her and asked what was wrong, and then called her boyfriend to have him come home to help. He ended up arriving and climbed up to our roof top and opened the window and got in, just as our other friend arrived and proceeded to put his shoulder through the window on our front door. After breaking the window, he comes into the living room, sees me there totally naked, and now waking up, turned and went right back out the door. My wife came storming in, saw why he turned and ran, yelled at me, and then grabbed the first thing that she could find, one of her sleeveless shirts, and yells, "PUT THIS ON!" Well, I did as I was told, and put it on, which did nothing to cover my d1ck. I put it on while following her up the stairs to get to our daughter, which the neighbor had gotten out of her crib, and was starting down the stairs as we were coming up. He looked over the railing and laughed, which made my wife turn around, and then proceed to yell at me again, this time because I was still naked from the waist down. I wish that it was his girlfriend and not him that had seen me, but she stayed outside the whole time.

Once she had cooled down, and I had put some more clothes on ;-) , we were all able to have a good laugh about the events. I am not the most easily embarrassed, especially by nudity, so I think that this was more embarrassing for my ex-wife than it was for me.
daringtrucker daringtrucker
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Jul 19, 2010