I Got By A Couple Fishing

One time I took my dog to a pond that my roomate showed me. I figured that it was in the middle of the day, on a weekday so no one would be there. Being a lab, my dog jumped out of the car before it stop moving and jumped into the water. There was no one around so I threw off my clothes and dove in after her. We were having fun swimming out in the middle of the pond and sure enough a couple showed up with their fishing gear. My clothes were in my car which was a good forty feet from the water. I had no choice but to climb out of the pond and walk to my car. The couple never acknowledged my nudity but I know they did notice it. I pulled on my shorts put my dog in the car and left.

I didn't really care if they saw me. It's not like it will fall off because someone sees it. It's just that nowadays a person could be charged with a sex crime just for skinny dipping in a place they weren't even expecting to get seen.
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Sep 1, 2010