I Always Tell the Truth Even When I Lie
this one is a little long but its good...
What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuc.kin' a$$holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuc.kin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
You wanna fu.ck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Why don't you try sticking your head up your a$$? See if it fits.
Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!
I never fu.cked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
You know what? Fu.ck you! How about that?
This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pu$$y just waiting to get fu.cked.