Die Hard 1 - "Sir this channel is reserved for emergency calls only" "No ******* **** lady, does it sound like im ordering a pizza"

Gladiator - "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Die Hard 1 - "The quarter back is toast"

Scott Pilgrim vs the world - "Scott its time to break out the L word, "Lesbian?", "the other L word", "Lesbians?"

Hotel Rwanda, "We're here as peacekeepers, not peace makers"

Hotel Rwanda " General Bizimungu "I lead no massacres", Paul Rusesabagina "Do you think they will believe you?", General Bizimungu "You will tell them the truth!", Paul Rusesabagina "I will tell them nothing unless you help me.", Paul Rusesabagina "What- what are you going to do... shoot me? Shoot me. Please shoot me. It would be a blessing. I would pay you to shoot my family. You can not hurt me.", General Bizimungu "You will tell them I did nothing!" Paul Rusesabagina "We are leaving. Right now."

Anchorman - "Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight / Gonna grab some afternoon delight / My motto's always been, "When it's right, it's right" / Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?"

Snakes on a plane - "Well thats good news, snakes on crack"

Snakes on a plane - " All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of **** can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out. "

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