Men In Tights

Robin Hood: Men In Tights is probably my favorite comedy of all time. I must have seen that movie at least 100 times by now and I still crack up when I watch it. The Sheriff of Rottingham's lines are some of my favorite because he blurts them out wrong first. This is the best one:


Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
Robin Hood, Maid Marian: What?
Sheriff of Rottingham: I mean, don't you know it's illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest?

Durious Durious
26-30, M
4 Responses Aug 15, 2008

That's awesome that you found the script! Naming a horse after a Jewish dish! Thank you so much for solving that mystery for me!

Batman Begins: <br />
Bruce Wayne: "Does it come in black?" / "Nice coat!"<br />
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Anger Management:<br />
guuuz fraaba! (lol)<br />
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This is Spinal Tap:<br />
Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.<br />
David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.<br />
Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?<br />
David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.<br />
Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?<br />
David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear. <br />
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Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.<br />
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David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.<br />
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David St. Hubbins: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. <br />
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David St. Hubbins: [singing] Big bottom, big bottom / Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em! <br />
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Bowfinger:<br />
Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #1.<br />
Kit: Happy premise #1: There are no aliens.<br />
Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #2.<br />
Kit: Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.<br />
Terry Stricter, MindHead Honcho: Happy premise #3.<br />
Kit: Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite, I probably won't. <br />
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Kit: The letter K appears in this script 1,456 times. That's perfectly divisible by 3.<br />
Freddy: So what? So what you saying?<br />
Kit: What am I saying? KKK appears in this script 486 times! <br />
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The Dark Knight:<br />
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

LOL, yeah, all very awesome parts as well. As for the horse's name, I'm not 100% sure what it is. I looked for the script to the movie and searched for the name there. If the site I found has the actual script posted then the horse's name is Farfelkugel.<br />
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I checked to see if Farfelkugel is an actual item and not just a name (since it's a Mel Brooks movie) and it appears to be a Jewish food, some type of egg noodle casserole. Actually, farfel and kugel are two different words. And Farfel is Germen, and Kugel is Jewish. Since Mel Brooks is Jewish, he could have used that name, so it's possible Broomhilde is saying that name.<br />
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Either way, that movie is hilarious! :D

I love that movie! I don't think that I could ever get tired of it! Here are some of my favorite quotes:<br />
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Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? <br />
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century. <br />
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? <br />
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse." <br />
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change! <br />
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Latrine: [praying by her bed in her boudoir] Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love... <br />
[the Sheriff crashes through the roof and lands on the bed] <br />
Latrine: [looks up and grins] Thank you! <br />
[starts to climb on top of the Sheriff] <br />
Latrine: Oh my god! Oh my god! <br />
Sheriff of Rottingham: [struggles] No! No! I have a headache! <br />
[runs away] <br />
Latrine: OH BUGGER! <br />
[breaks the fourth wall] <br />
Latrine: I was *that* close! I touched it. <br />
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Scarlet: bl<x>inkin! Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso! <br />
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By the way, do you know what the name of Broomhilde's horse is? One of my favorite parts is when she jumps off of the building to land on the horse and he moves out of her way, but I can never understand what she is saying his name is! Farfighoover?