A Short List...

This is not an exhaustive list...just a few of my choice favorites :-P  

Donnie Darko
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

There's a thesaurus in the library. Yeah is under "Y". Go ahead, I'll wait.

There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.


Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Harmony: Well, for starters, she's been ****** more times than she's had a hot meal.

Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.

Remember Sammy Jenkis...

Hot Fuzz
Before you could say 'gypsy scum' we were knee-deep in dog muck, thieving kids and crusty jugglers.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ******' amuse you?

Monty Python And The Holy Grail
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

A Scanner Darkly
Are you getting any cross-chatter?

Team America: World Police
Oh, I am serious. Look, this is my serious face

Knocked Up
There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room.

School of Rock
Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one!

The Big Lebowski
Eight year olds, Dude

Office Space
You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

The Lookout
Please tell me you're not waving your hand in front of my face.

Dr Strangelove
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Young Frankenstein
Suit yourself, I'm easy

Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have problem, too: economic, social and Jew.

I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule; never **** with people who handle your food.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Did Doogie Houser just steal my ******* car?

The Departed
When I was your age, they would say you could become cops or criminals. What I'm saying is this: When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny
What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide...****...or Destiny?

Pulp Fiction
I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean ****.

Shaun of the Dead
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about.

Sin City
modern cars...they all look like electric shavers

And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper...

Billy Madison
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

You don't understand my plight.

The Shawshank Redemption
Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And a good thing never dies.

The Princess Bride
As you wish

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Valentine's Day is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!
So, it's just you 57 cops against Kung Fu Joe?

Blazing Saddles
Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Hey Stan, tell them about the part where Terrence calls Phillip a testicle ******** rectal wart.

Hot pot of coffee!

Inside Man
I'm just saying, money can't buy love.

Raising Arizona
Sometimes it's a hard world for small things.

No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar and mouth organ.

The Aristocrats
It's the perfect joke. Just hearing out loud descriptions of giddy ****-covered ******, and other poems by Maya Angelou.

The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

V For Vendetta
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Grandma's Boy
Dude, ******* off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.

zeligocity zeligocity
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12 Responses Aug 17, 2008

You.ROCK.<br />
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That is all.

Here's looking at you, kid!

They're true classics :-D

Hey good list... I really love some of those movies.

Thank you for posting the Billy Madison quote...that makes me laugh even just by reading it. It's a great one!!

Even better is when you pounce that little nugget of genius on someone who totally needs it :-P

The Billy Madison quote definitely makes me snort with glee too.

Thanks fitterhappiervelcro, justmeonline, and wanderlust!<br />
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There are more, better lines from these movies, but these are just the few that really made me snort with glee.

Great great choices. Hilarious.

A few of them only really make sense in context...but all reduced my friends and I to fits of girl-scout giggles.

(In all honesty...I just kinda copied and pasted from my Myspace D: ... let's keep that tidbit a little hush-hush)

Brava! ;)