Best of 'City Slickers

Mitch: Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', man my *** is swollen, Rawhide! Get 'em up, move 'em out, wake 'em up, get 'em dressed, get 'em shaved, comb their hair, Rawhide! Tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, smack my thighs - with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!
[imitates a horse snorting]

Mitch: Excuse me, el doctor! Hello...? Don't sew anything up that's supposed to remain open, OK?


: Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.


  [Phil, the supermarket manager, has gotten a co-worker pregnant]
Ed Furillo: What did you use for protection, paper or plastic?

[Ed Furillo accuses Mitch Robbins of flirting with Bonnie Rayburn]
Mitch Robbins: That was "have a pleasant and restful evening."
Ed Furillo: No, that was "I like your ***. Can I wear it as a hat?"

Mitch Robbins

: Hi Curly. Killed anyone today?


: The day ain't over yet...


Clay Stone: I feel as happy as a puppy dog with two peters.

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1 Response Feb 25, 2009

OMG... Has to be Andie McDowell in the movie with Michael keaton " What do I look like, a Parrott with ****"! Thatcracks me up. LOL