God Bless Will Ferrell

Okay here are the ones I can think of right now:

From "Talladega Nights : The Ballad of Ricky Bobby"

Ricky Bobby: You sick, sons of *******. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt.
Lucius Washington: [enraged] Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed!

 

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!
Ricky Bobby: What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!
Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?

 

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say "husband"?
Herschell: Wow... Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate!
Ricky Bobby: The room's startin to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you
[Ricky faints]
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky!Ricky! OH GOD!

 

Ricky Bobby: Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

 

Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons.

 

"Blades of Glory"

Jimmy: Get out of my face.
Chazz: I'll get inside your face.

 

Chazz: Mind-bottling, isn't it?
Jimmy: Did you just say mind-bottling?
Chazz: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?

 

Chazz: [to Jimmy's voice mail] If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me...

 

As you can see, I love Will Ferrell movies :) They're the best when I'm in the mood for comedy.

ArabellaBlythe ArabellaBlythe
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2 Responses Mar 28, 2009

Hell yes. Step Brothers was awesome.

You could do a whole post of nothing but lines from the movie "stepbrothers"...............O'God was that movie funny as sheeeeet.................I love at the end. "he can wear the fu*ck out of that pirate hat!"