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I Want To Know Your Favourite ' South Park ' Quote

Good Old Towlie =)

By: TheWanderingSupertramp
Written on March 17th, 2010

I love the episode where they are trying to replace kenny as a friend (the one with Professor Chaos), and they are talking about Towlie

Kyle says"Towelie is a tough choice because, even though I can see how always having a towel around can come in handy, he's just always so high"

GOLD!!!!!!!!

By: TheWanderingSupertramp
Age: 22-25 , Male
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    Lostsoul22
    Lostsoul22

    cartman- oh the tears of unfathomable sadness oh yummy!(from scott tenorman must die)

    Jun 9, 2010
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    NaturalWoman
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    CARTMAN : Towelie, you are the worst character ever. TOWELIE : Yeah i know.

    Mar 18, 2010
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    Sperious
    Sperious

    Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel... you wanna get high?



    Towelie: You wanna get high!

    Towelie: Well, I'm gonna get a little high.



    Kyle: [everyone's driving around] How long have you been gone for Towelie?

    Towelie: I've been wondering around for the past couple of weeks. You know helping people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important.

    Eric Cartman: No it isn't.

    Towelie: Is.

    Eric Cartman: No it isn't.

    Towelie: Is.

    Towelie: Wait turn down here. It's down this dirt road.

    Stan: [Kenny turns car to dirt road] Break Kenny. Break Kenny.

    Towelie: Or maybe it was down that dirt road.

    Stan: Oh dude, can't you remember where it was.

    Towelie: I don't remember at all. Wait a minute. Let me get high, then I'll know where it is.

    [Towelie smokes the pot and get really high]

    Stan: Alright, so where is it?

    Towelie: [Towelie talks slowly and is very sluggish] Where's what?

    Kyle: [the boys scream] The base where you're from and where our O-Comma Game Sphere is.

    Stan: Alright that does it, break angrily Kenny.

    [Kenny breaks the car fast]

    Stan: Alright Towelie, we've just had it with you.

    Towelie: Now just come down.

    Kyle: Give me that. You're not getting high again until you tell us where it is.

    Towelie: That's my last J a******.

    Towelie: I can't care. You better know where your base is.

    Towelie: Oh man, why everyone riding me today. God damn it.



    LOL...you gotta love Towelie...

    Mar 17, 2010
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