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I like how your upfront. I would have to make time to get my resume in order. :-)

Wow! Now that makes my list look like an eighth grade english paper lol!

Wow... I'm not interested in just putting in an application, I'd want to become a partner. Definitely willing to invest in a deal like this!



I'd be open to more hiring but we'd probably do better training up some in-house talent... ;)

I f* love #1:)

They have to be independent and not clingy cause im not clingy even tho i love being in a relationship (my frnds kid me saying iv'e never been alone but? lol i like being in a relationship i guess...i'll always have somebody) sexual chemistry and just relationship chemistry a must (like i can realllly like you but if the sex is just ok or if you bore me like being tooooo quiet then? intelligent (my high school bf was prob one of the cutest guys i dated but i felt smarter than him and that's sad lol no j/k im smart and he was but? idk i always end up with smart type so i guess i like that) Of course we have to have the same goals and interests (for example i like to travel, love going out to parties and meeting new ppl, like to exercise, or just be alone together if you like the person enough you can enjoy almost anything together and with your frnds and family at times too but mostly together) loyalty (but if someone is crazy about you that will naturally be there) of course integrity and character so we won't count these i like funny guy's and most intelligent guys are well i guess not all but ya the valedictorian type but great sense of humor and funny. You don't have to be outgoing, actually i don't wan't someone as outgoing as me i would go out with my ex just to watch him talk to everyone else at times i kinda like to be in my own little world with my partner. easy going is good and i need to work on this and not be selfish i used to always pick the movie lol in my last relationship but sometimes we have to watch things we don't enjoy as much or go to a concert we don't like as much as him/her just cause you are doing it for them....RESPECT You can love someone more than anything but if you don't respect them, forget it! I think we kinda know deep down in out gut who we like and you can't ever explain that but these are just a few things i think are important.

thank you so much ! sometimes i think about going in and tweaking it a little here or there... but when i read it again, i find leaving it as it is is perfect for me.

Very well said, well spoken, Rabbit. I think this does an amazing job of explaining a lot about yourself as well as identifying the potential "other" that exists out there. I also think that what is not said speaks volumes.

Written to someone else- actually pulled right out of me. See how it does between your ears, in your heart, at your center of breath, at your chi and between your legs.





I have a two mind attitude about panties.



If you are sitting on someone's suede couch, it is polite and thoughtful to wear panties.



However, the inconvenience you might cause by having panties on while encountering a man with aching **** need, logically tells you these are an impediment and therefore but undesirable and inappropriate to be wearing.



AND should you know that part of the 'needs' within that particular man's **** need to rip you panties off before violently thrusting into you, dictates you both wear panties AND make sure they tear and shred easily.



Of course you LOVE oral sex. I have NEVER MET A WOMAN WITH 'FOOD ADDICTION' who did not come to see a **** in her mouth and throat and hear that man moaning, saying oh my god you are amazing, fantastic. Oh god if you keep that up I am going to come in your mouth (and you are thinking in my throat please, but you have been raised well enough even with your dysfunctional parents to know it would be impolite to speak with your mouth full and it would interrupt you serving his **** need).



I do not use the word '****' because you are more aptly referred to as Love Goddesses.



I do not use the word slave, or submissive or servant because people often get confused by the connotations, just like awful came from awe full <to be filled with awe.



I use the word Servess because it denotes a female who serves.



I am often covert with men. I give the impression you are 'submissive to me' and I am giving You to Them, which is not untrue, however I do not reveal my real purpose is to give them to you so that you may experience the rising wave of ******* which are the same but easier and better than the Kundalini/rapture/nirvanna experience.



I am here to reveal to the world: Heavenz on Earth



**** worshiping by a priestess in the Temple of Heavenz on Earth is a holy act. I assist you in training your mind to climax while having your throat ******.



The universe is powered not by Push< the Something Doing 

It is powered by the Pull< which is in fact effortless passive and like water totally submissive, yet will wear down mountains in it humble desire to seek the lowest place.



Something cannot resist being pulled into a vacuum. It is very easy to see the Something going and even look like IT IS FILLING the Nothing.



The paradox of the universe: Fire is the Something that is Nothing: It is active, energetic, yet reach your hand into the flame there is NOTHING to grab. Hold your hand in the fire and it will burn you to a crisp.



Water is Nothing that is something; two gases which form a cool soothing liquid! Water actually does nothing. It will hold somethings in suspension (like Miso soup) or create a chemical relationship like saltwater. It will take on heat and readily give it up. It doesn't DO ANYTHING, yet without it life does not exist.



It is the receiver-giver.



Life: (in this think of a living cell) Fire burning Air inside Water contained within Earth.



Water by its nature will put out fire. Yet water will hold air and give it up to fire. If there is unlimited water the fire will dissipate and die.



The Earth, membrane of the cell limits the water, by setting a boundary giving Fire the circumstances to burn Air, which the water has carried to the cell (in blood) and delivered across the boundary to the water within the cell where it burns in the fire and gives us both life and energy.



When you see how simple and elegant this is, you can know your food addiction is a blessing. The food you actually crave the most is men's need within their ***** to pump in and out of your throat, praising and worshiping the perfect pleasure you give and the release they so desperately desire, to be loved and worshipped in your case.



Yes, I do know you ache to feel those ***** in you throat, ***** and ***. This is the yin and Yang. It is the elegant compliment of needs.



Look carefully at a yin yang symbol.



There is one large circle <the ALL, within are two circles which take up half of the whole, the something being Pulled into the nothing, the nothing eagerly receiving something and just as fast giving that way so it can be empty once again to be filled by the something. The value in a cup is the empty space it contains; the place for something to be held. The loving cup between your legs.



That is the little light circle at the center of the dark circle.



The something, now emptied by the nothing, will out of nothing create more something, which it gives to the nothing. This is the small dark circle within the light circle.



Because the Nothing is always emptying itself, renewing its vacuum, Something always rushes into it.



It is drawn at such speed the something and nothing spin around one another with tails of their own nature trailing off, just like a comets tail, but tightly circling around each other, because something cannot resist the pull of the vacuum. (the saying nature ABHORS a vacuum) it true but false. Nature created the vacuum to power the universe. This is the ‘paisley’ effect you see in the yin yang symbol, that is denoting the activity of the relationship.



This is the Power of Pull.



My training, the Art of Service is nothing more than uncovering your desire to do this elegantly with great artistry, to be a priestess and Love Goddess.



Heavenz on Earth is a place where you can be totally supported being fully yin, serving while being serviced, giving pleasure eagerly while being pleasured exponentially.



Now you only need to decide if you are doing this where you are or coming here where you will form the core of the Black Hole which will suck all the devil spawned religions and governments into their destruction, in which they will be transformed without effort into the natural harmonious state with the universe.



This is also known as being dragged kicking and screaming into Paradise.



Allow me to tell you a semi-brief story<I thought this letter was going to be short, but you have Pulled this out of me, without effort or even asking.



I knew a couple. The wife deeply devout Christian, she was super nice to everyone, including her husband. She was filled with energy, life and huge heart and desire to serve God.



Her husband was a bit mousy, accountant who had a fantasy of being cuckolded, watching his wife have sex with groups of strong, masculine men.



The wife thought her upbringing and religious teaching forbade her doing this.



She thought it would not be nice to dominate her husband this way. She had to be NICE TO HIM<I refer to this as a Nice Nice Nazi.



He had discussed his aching need deeply with me.



I knew and understood his wife perhaps better than she understood herself.



She said this was against her teaching because of her religion which told her she must be Submissive to be husband, Obey him and Cling only to him. It would therefore be a Sin for her to dominate him and to go outside their marriage for sex. It is easy to see the teachings of the Bible to mean exactly what she was saying.



I asked her if she thought ice cream and cake was really healthy food; was it something she would give her children every day breakfast, lunch and dinner.



She said no.



I asked if she ever had given her children ice cream and cake on their birthdays?



She said of course. In moderation and at appropriate times ice cream and cake were good.



I asked her how she would feel if she saw a child who was denied ice cream and cake on their birthday, was that parent being kind or cruel (no medical reason for the denial) and she admitted she would think that was a bit cruel.



I then asked her if she had ever been attracted to any men she saw, on the beach in a  gym etc. and she admitted she had, even admitted she had sexual desire for them. But she also said this was sinful and wrong because of the commandment of not coveting thy neighbor's wife.



I asked her if she knew her husband wanted her to have sex with other men.



She said yes.



I asked her if she was to submit to him, follow and obey him, as instructed in the Bible?



She said of course, she was a good christian.



I asked her if denying her husband the ice cream and cake HE WANTED was not being cruel.



And she said yes, BUT..............



I asked her if her husband wants this, should she not obey, submit and follow him.



And she said but the commandment.



I took out her Bible and pointed out the prohibition was for men to not touch (really coveting is different) other men's wives. There was NOTHING about women vs men.



She said what about adultery and I asked how was it God approved of some men having many wives?



And she said but I cannot go outside my marriage!



I pointed out her husband planned, at my suggestion to be the person who picked men he knew she would find sexually attractive and was bring them inside the marriage. His desire was NOT for her to just go off and have sex willy nilly with anyone, but only to have sex in his presence, with his joyful consent; to give her levels of pleasure no single man could ever give to a woman.



That in fact by NOT giving her husband what he had asked for was disobeying God's commandment for her to submit to her husband's will and follow and obey him, even if that meant that to submit to him she would dominate, in fact she was NOT being nice but being cruel denying her husband.



In the end she agreed to try. She discovered she loved having sex with groups of men. She served only men who were unmarried or had the full permission of their wives. Her husband was overwhelmed to joy, love, excitement and even a renewed passion for his wife.



These men helped his business. Helped around their house. Actually cooperatively bought some vacations houses (one beach one mountains both remote). And her husband became more naturally masculine and assertive without effort.



Remember: the garden of eden story, God throws us OUT of the garden for putting on clothes.



Zip, Dragonmaster



Heavenz on Earth

Service, Healing, Empathy



He who rules truly serves

She who serves truly rules



Submission is the power of Pull

Flow of the power is in partnership

One thing I never worry about on this list - I rarely wear alot of 'hats'. LOL

I give points for effort, Outlaw.

I'm not sure I could live up to such expectations but judging from that single gorgeous eye - it would be well worth the effort.

thank you, IAMNOWHERE! It took a lot of introspection, but I think I'm quite proud of this list. I am pleased to be able to state it without quavering.

" If you can't take a moment to notice the beauty of the ocean at sunset because we're stuck in traffic, I don't need to be in your car. "



"Be kind to old people. Respect children..... Thank trees. Tip well and be kind to waitstaff. Eat heartily, but don't be greedy."



" I don't mind if you don't know. I'd rather you chose to learn and were interested. "



Fabulous! Honestly, I love this whole list. Way to know what you want!

That's what I wanted to say! LOL

dejin, don't frown!! please? i hate to see you sad.

I'm not sure I could live up to these lol so I guess I'd have to hand in a friend application.... :(

awww woobie-mail!!! * runs *

thanks, hurricanekeeper! I am gratified to know I'm not the only one who insists on manners.

Wow, it is like we were separated at birth...lol...absolutely love it!!! Concise, to the point, correct...standing OVATION...and I'm trying to start the wave.

TemporaryVanity, LOVE IT.



tommy, I'm pretty sure stalking the headmistress will only irritate her. But I doubt she'll care about a single testicle, if you use it well.



geetar, thanks for your comment!

Interesting list of requirements.

Great post.

Oh drat TV- I only have one.



I am waiting for the Head Mistresss's comments with baited breath

11. Pair of testicles.

thanks LyNz, and sierra = ) you guys are so encouraging!

This is so you. Strong thoughts, from a strong woman! I knew it would be awesome and it is!!

ahhh jimmy... you compliment me and i am grown weak. I fear you'll turn my head! Thank you so very much.

i suppose i shall have to save this one in hard copy. You never know when you might need to hand them out... = )

As with all of your writings; well balanced, well thought over, logical, speckled with humor, intelligent and resolute...

In short: a list which should be kinda mandatory to any male aspiring to one day become the permanent companion of the lady his romantic feelings go out to... : )

I'll forward it to the headmistress.

Here's my application and it's not a "friend" application.