Let Me Just Slip Into Something More Comfortable

I once went on a date.  I had been thinking it was going pretty good.  Very ready for bed in the early hours I was sent to warm up the bed whilst she applied the finishing touches.  Y'know. 

When she finally got into bed with me I found that the delay had been whilst she cut her arm with razors.  She'd been waiting for the blood to dry.


CrookedMan CrookedMan
3 Responses Jun 23, 2011

gezze... that's amazing!

wow i bet it was a great feeling!! one of the wildest turn ons ever!!!

;) It wasn't.