So You Can All Laugh At My ExpenseI have too many... ok I think this one tops them all.
The date was with the son of someone I worked with once and he was really fit. I really thought I'd struck gold when he asked me if I wanted to go to the cinema so I'd pulled out all the stops in trying to impress him.
I was wearing black boot-leg trousers, very high heels and a tight fitting blouse - I don't choose them that way, they are all tight because God decided to give me ridiculously enormous boobs in relation to the rest of my body. You need to know this, so you understand just how embarrassing this actually was. Words cannot fully describe!
Everything was going really well on this date, he was funny, very good looking and had impeccable manners too. I was pretty much smitten actually, which is why I agreed to that extra glass of wine. It was a bad idea.... a really really bad idea.
The cinema has stairs and lots of them. I made it up ok. We watched the film and then on the way out... well, lets just say my descent was not all that graceful. I slipped, and then from top to bottom, slid all the way down them on my belly.
So there I am, sprawled on the floor, trying to regain my composure and then I realised that my trousers had popped open giving him an eyeful of my underwear and that tight fitting top? Not so tight fitting anymore. Cringe. The girls had also popped out for a bit of an airing!
To his credit, he didn't laugh but he didn't ring me again. I guess that says everything doesn't it?