I was going out with this guy for the third time and a huge pet peeve of mine is tardiness. If you are late for a date with fungirl and you don’t call I will wait for about 5 minutes and then I call my boys and we will go out playing and make fun of your a$$ all night long because they know who I am in real life and what a huge f*cking mistake that the dude has made. Anyhow I broke this rule for a younger man that I was going out with and I shouldn’t have but I did. I think the reason is he was taking me riding on the back of his crotch rocket and he was hot hot hot. (yes we met on EP) We ended up being later than expected because he was almost 20 minutes late picking me up. I called my friend and told her we would just meet inside the movie theatre. She was NOT amused because she wanted to check him out because I had been talking about him for two weeks. We finally get to the theatre and the movie is starting so we quickly go in and the place is semi-packed. I finally see my friends head and I decide to lighten things up so instead of taking the seats next to her I decided to sit down behind her. I noticed they were sharing popcorn and a soda so I reached over from behind and grab the soda and a handful of popcorn (really good friend and her sexier than sexy man that I dated before her) I swallowed a HUGE gulp of the soda and then put the popcorn in my mouth. Well at that moment the man turned around and it wasn’t my friend’s man. Oh sh*t… that’s right you got it… It WASN’T MY FRIEND either…. I offered to pay for their entire evening but they thought it was hilarious. The man even had a pretty good sense of humor. He offered me some of his Crunch balls when he opened them too. My date and I are still friends and he calls me and still asks me to go out and I might some day when I can forget about the “incident.” We caught up with my friend after the movie and went dancing however and he couldn’t wait to tell on me.