Murphy's Law

Okay...I hadn't dated in a while, so of course the old "if anything can go wrong..." rule had to apply!!! First, in my nervousness, I pulled all my eyelashes out so my eyes were bald. As if that weren't bad enough, he came to my house to visit a bit before we went out. I had two dogs at the time. One pooped on the floor right in front of him. The other one wouldn't stop humping his leg. All in all, he was a pretty good sport about it.