If You've Ever Done Any Of These Things ^^

Smoked A Cigarette? No
Smoked A Cigar? (Tried one might as well try the other) No
Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex? No
Are / Been In Love? Yes
Dumped someone? Yes
Been Fired? No
Been In A Fist Fight? Hellz yeah!
Had A Crush On An Older Person? yup!
Skipped Class? Yes
Slept With A Co-worker? Nope
Seen Someone / Something Die? Several animals - no people

Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your EP Friends? Yes . . .

Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By? yes - a favorite pastime of mine :)
Made A Snow Angel? Yes -they never looked right
Had A Tea Party? All the time :D
Flown A Kite? no - not for lack of trying. . .
Built A Sand Castle? yes - I think my five foot high,shell bedecked, extremely intricate, bastion was my best. . . :)
Played Dress Up? You mean you can dress any other way?

Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves? Almost every year
Gone Sliding? Yes
Cheated While Playing A Game? He-he-he. . .
Been Lonely? Yes
Fallen Asleep At Work / School? Yes - once
Watched The Sun Set? Often

Felt An Earthquake? Yes - three
Killed A Snake? . . . yup . . . it was fun :P
Been Tickled? yes - I'm very ticklish
Been Robbed / Vandalized? Vandalized yes - robbed - not by more than small children.
Been cheated on? Sorta. . .I was a small child - don't know if that counts
Been Misunderstood? All the time
Won A Contest? Yes
Been Suspended From School? Nope - home schooled
Had Detention? Nope -same
Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident? Nope
Had / Have Braces? yes - ouch
Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night? No
Danced in the moonlight? Yes
Hated The Way You Look? Sometimes
Witnessed A Crime? He-he-he. . .
Been obsessed with post-it-notes? . . . ye----s. . . . so?!
Squished Barefoot Through The Mud? yes!
Been To The Opposite Side Of The World? No but one day I would like too
Swam In The Ocean? If you consider doggy paddling swimming. . . . It's very cold. . .
Felt Like You Were Dying? Vaguely
Cried Yourself To Sleep? Not that I can remember
Played Cops And Robbers? yes - allot :)
Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers? No - I draw allot. . . but not with those :P

Sang Karaoke? No
Paid For A Meal With Only Coins? No
Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't? *nervous giggle* Maybe. . . ok - quite often :(
Made Prank Phone Calls? No
Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose? No, but watched that happen to a friend.
Kissed In The Rain? No, but want to.
Written A Letter To Santa Claus? No - I still believe in him though - just figure that he knows what I want :)
Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About? Yes - Set
Blown Bubbles? All the time
Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere? Yes
Crashed A Party? Once or twice. . .

Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People? No
Gone Rollerskating / Blading? No
Had A Wish Come True? At a terrifying rate
Been Humped By A Monkey? Matters on your definition of monkey
Worn Pearls? No
Jumped Off A Bridge? Yes
Swam With Dolphins? No - that would be fun

Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cubes? He-he-he. . . and they told me not to. . .
Kicked A Fish? Kicked? Fish are very hard to kick. . .
Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes? Yes - quite often. . .
Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars? :) all the time
Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs? Yes
Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel? All the time. But never could do it..
Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours? Ugh - No!
Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about? Yes
Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree? Yes
Climbed A Tree? Yes - all the time :)
Had/Been In A Tree House? Yes
Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone? Scared isn't really the term I'd use. . . But I never watch scary movies. . .
Believed In Ghosts? Yes
Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes? Gods no!
Visited Jail? No
Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger? It's rather disconcerting - what do you say to that? Thanks?
Broken A Bone? No
Been Easily Amused? all the time

Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later? Not for lack of trying
Caught A Butterfly? Yes - and then let it free - they ARE pretty :)
Laughed So Hard You Cried? Yes

Cried So Hard You Laughed? No b
Cheated On A Test? He-he-he. . .
Forgotten Someone's Name? All the time

French Braided Someones Hair? Yes
Been Kicked Out Of Your House? Yes
Rode A Roller Coaster? Yes, I hate them
Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling? No
Had A Cavity? Yes - a small one :P
Black-Mailed Someone? *laugh*
Been Black Mailed? *laugh some more*
Fell Going Up The Stairs? Yes
Licked Someone? *giggle*

Been shot at/or at gunpoint? No
Had sex in the rain? Nope still a virgin
Flattened some ones tires? Yes
Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on? Yes
Got five dollars or less worth of gas? No
theologian theologian
18-21, M
60 Responses Aug 1, 2010

*glances both sides nervously* We're like those couples everywhere that make your heart twinge with jealousy. I always hated them. . . ;P<br />
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*giggles* <br />
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Bad!

*drops down in front of her and sweeps her up in his arms* - sometimes. <br />
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sink my boiling water? O.o <br />
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I think you've mentioned it . . .

literally *chases after her* <br />
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boiling water!<br />
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shucks. *lets her bite his lips* just because I have chocolate lip balm doesn't mean you have to be constantly nibbling . . .

By your hugs and kisses, by that sweet way you tuck your head against my chest, by those sexy stories you post sometimes, and the gorgeous way you look. :P Mmm - kittens and cats, who knows why, stockings , especially on people - the hum of airplanes overhead. <br />
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Big difs!<br />
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"bites him back" when I just bit your hand implies that you're biting my hand. Which is currently armored. :P

you - obviously.<br />
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the actual folk phrase is that a watched pot never boils :P<br />
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*loves his armor sometimes*

You said it - when I said "that turns me on" :P<br />
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"enter on pain of death"<br />
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that too.<br />
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*bites hand*

then why 'finally'?<br />
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which sign is that? O.o <br />
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A watched pot never boils.<br />
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*giggles-grin*

Umm - here? >.<<br />
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*suspicious glance* well there's only one way to find out. *swoops her up and takes her to somewhere private to see* :D<br />
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Compromise will get you everywhere :)<br />
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I can testify in favor!

A woman? Do you have proof Floydess? giggles.

You where trying?<br />
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Yes - but you don't know what I was talking about :p<br />
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Well. . . the resemblance IS striking. . . Can we compromise and say "madwoman"?

Mmm - that turns me on ;)<br />
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Your hopeless. . . <br />
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you're a woman silly!

awesome dude.

awesome dude.

*motioning hand* bring it on!<br />
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think lolipop<br />
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mean WOman. :P

Then I might consider it. :) - I'm allowed to defend myself.<br />
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*blushes*<br />
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your mean! I meant mean!

Not even then my dear :)mhm - I think certain pleasures in bed just went entirely out of the question. . . Damaged - do you mean the story or comments? In either case your probably right. . . :P

Haha this is jokes

I would never strike a girl! <br />
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Inflicted by Darkangel with a shotgun I believe. :P

You say the most profound and true things sometimes dear . . . <br />
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*gets and image of floydess drinking my blood . . . from its recent wound and giggles*

And what might it be dear?<br />
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You had mutant wierdo freakish tastebuds as a little girl? Why aren't I surprised. . .

Well. I answered those question too.

You do? O.o <br />
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very well :P <br />
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bleh. . .

*flutters wings*<br />
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can I simply say he's the black sheep and leave it at that? <br />
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&_& no.

*grins and crosses arms* You'll never know. :D<br />
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*giggles* he didn't murder anyone remember? <br />
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Icky things. . . I have observed them from afar.

*claps*<br />
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It explains a lot :P<br />
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have you ever had frozen mush? eww!

nope!<br />
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She actually did that to my brother. . . Dropped him on a cement heater no less. :P <br />
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you most certainly can do mush damage to my heart. . . you turn it into mush on a daily basis m'dear.

I shan't *tilts nose to the ceiling and crosses arms*<br />
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We where speaking of concussions :) <br />
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SupraMadra: I'm thinking the same thing. I don't think she can do mush damage to it, but still. . . it's better not to risk it. :P

SM: Floydess has your heart now. I think the best thing just playing a long.

Yes - but you will NEVER get me to tell you what my favorite type of flower is :D Ha!<br />
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I ran into a tree once. . . I wonder. . . <br />
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SM. I'm worried about Valentines day. . . This crazy girl has something planned and she keeps gloating about it . . . it's making me nervous. :P

Valentine's day is two days away. Ah.. I don't really like Valentine but I do have a lovely daughter. I love her. Ah..<br />
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Stupid me. Sorry for my bad grammar..

*growls* not every secret will be so easily given!<br />
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how do I wet my lips? Easy - if it's difficult i can do it for you though. . . How do I have good reason? Well this is past your capacity unfortunately. But I can help with that too. . .

that so? *looks coyly at you*<br />
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mmm - our eyes are the opposites that attract, our mouths are the similarities that keep friends together. *wets lips*

I could tell you how it is I knew about the sage and the sword. :)<br />
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*brushes fingertips across her smile* even so our eyes don't match. . .

*waits*<br />
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*hums into her hair and slowly runs fingers through it* :) - you know. . . I'm not so sure about that fit - all your smiles are like this =] - and my smiles are like this :) - how can they match up?

Ah - but you don't yet know what I'm paying :)<br />
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*moves around her other shoulder so he can likewise whisper* We are aren't we? :)

How much for your spy services? <br />
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*giggles - or tries to with his lips pressed against yours - and then brings his arms around under yours and behind your back to hold you close*

ahh! You've gathered more than I thought possible! <br />
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What else is new? *keeps lips in place to make sure no other sounds go far*

O.o - you just hit on my worse fear. . . on accident?<br />
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*eats sound before it can travel far*

yeah they're both fast and deadly! . . . wait . . . why "little fluffy" bunnies? O.o <br />
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why is it whenever I say shush you make a sound *makes face*

my words are like arrows - or whaling harpoons :)<br />
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shush :P

like at the end of an arrow? or a whaling harpoon?<br />
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just by coincidence. . . *innocent smile* :)

*sticks out tongue* each word from my lips is a barb sent by my tongue - this is no difference ;)<br />
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ahh! the fluttering of your eyelashes matches the fluttering of my heart! Stop it!

I am? *innocent smile*<br />
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there's more? Ahhhh!

oldest excuse because it's a valid one *sticks tongue out at you*<br />
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now you're just getting me back for smiling. . . *ignores flip-flopping heart* . . . stop it!

hey - if I do it intentionally for dramatic effect - it's not bad grammar :P<br />
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Now normally when one says your name in a sultry voice while fluttering their eyelashes and gazing intently in your direction, it means they want something. . .

*frowns* waddaya want?

what?!

yes?

multiple reasons - being named after he who lusts after nymphs on a constant basis certainly hasn't helped . . .

always. . . I blame it on my parents :P<br />
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exactly! If I'm unattractive I shall merely be subject to pain - if I was attractive. . . who knows what foul perverted things might befall me. <br />
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ahhhh - help! Sadist! Torturer! *flops about*<br />
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No! Not the fluffy pink handcuffs! Anything but that! Use my black gothic spiked ones :( <br />
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O.o

Oh I am well aware of that. . . but it is pleasurable torture. . . <br />
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My queen - I am sorry but I thought only Venus herself claimed that title. :)

*sits down and says in his best explain-something-obvious-to-a-child-voice* when I thought you where going to torture me I called the police. Then when you said you throw them back I dismissed them.<br />
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Since you are a creature of Venus - do you have the power to make valentines day come any sooner?<br />
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that's all.

*waves away police he hastilly called* "everything's fine - you can go now" *turns to Floydykins - Can Venus who controls that far off day bring it sooner?

hmm - Floydess - international law says that if you catch one you have to throw it back - they are endangered after all. . .

but what if you actually caught one a real one? What would you do with it? O.o<br />
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Valentines day? That's so far away!

a favorite pst time of yours it would seem. . . <br />
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please - white mail is preferred - scented white mail with yummy things written on it is even better ;)

and you say I'm self centered? Sheesh girl! *hides blush*<br />
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for those dimwitted among us who cannot understand such things "laugh's some more" translates literally as yes ;P