I'm Taking a Position On This One

Well, the sexual position I'm most familiar with is where I'm in the "worshipping" posture on the floor, next to the bed, and she's sitting on the bed thumbing through a Tiffany's catalogue and I'm saying, "Please, baby, baby, baby, please, baby, baby, baby," and she's responding in that dreamy, far-away tone of voice, "I'm thinking."

Yes, the logo is rather yummy.  But I gotta go - lickety split. 

ElLagarto ElLagarto
56-60, M
7 Responses Jul 29, 2007

dang, dat funny

My Dear Emerald: This one was most definitely intended to be funny - and seems to have succeeded. The comment was directed towards deb20132 who had been chasing me with the persistence of a terrier on a trouser cuff. Apparently she didn’t understand that not all of my entries are intended to be comic.

ROFLMAO! Sorry, El, intentionally or not, THIS WAS HYSTERICAL! And sooo right on!

xD, very funny.

There's a few I've missed, but I'm young yet.

What haven't you tried?

I guess you were trying to say, "Now that was funny."<br />
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p.s. They're not all intended to be funny.