I Want To Look Like A Victoria Secret Model Not Going To Happen By: NikkiNorris Written on March 15th, 2011 I would be the happiest girl alive if I looked good enough to model lingerée; but I'm far too old, too fat, and too male. Thank the author By: NikkiNorris Age: 51-55 , Female 2 Rate Up Rate Up this story even more + New Rating: - 1,133 people have read this story Your Response Please respond with authenticity, support, and respect Email: Username: Password: Birthday: By clicking "Post", you confirm that you agree to the Terms of Service of Experience Project, Inc. 4 responses Sort responses by: Recent Oldest Rating NikkiNorris Actually, a lot of people who work on the stage claim to be shy, don't they? That it's their way of overcoming their shyness?!... TriumphGirl You cant be a shy glamour model?! :0x NikkiNorris Yes, but you WILL get past that, honey; that was that idiot doctor's fault, and you will be able to undo it; but it will take time xxBut, if you really want to be a glamour model, we need to work on your shyness!... TriumphGirl I'm not to old or to male but I cant seem to get past the to fat part. :p Oh well, I guess my life's plans have been shot! Spotlight outstanding comments to help more people see them, and to show your appreciation to the author. How many times would you like to spotlight? + Spotlight (Costs )