What Is Going On!

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick.  The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.  Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.  
 And then the thieves struck again.
My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took  pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.  But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original, and was at least three sizes bigger! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.
 Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. 
This was really getting scary -  my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
 When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey’s neck, I decided to tell my story. 
Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! 
 The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you? 

THIS IS NOT A HOAX:      This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S.   Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just  been hiding in my armpits as I slept. 
 Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
 Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.  Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.

P.P.S. - These same thieves came into my closet and shrank my clothes!  How do they do it????

Just thought you should know.

CatchCabby CatchCabby
56-60, F
75 Responses May 13, 2010

What a GREAT story... I loved it! and totally relate.... How did I get from a size 4 to a size 24?? Ugh! The past 15 years it just crept up on me... more and more weight just kept piling on!!! I was at the end of my rope - I have tried EVERYTHING. I finally found something that is affordable and REALLY works, I am currently down to a size 18 and moving down with each application. I stumbled on to it by accident;....OK here is my big secret.... fullbodysculpting (all one word) go to their site - it is easy, fun and WORKS yeah!!!!! Good Bye Thunder Thighs !! :) FOREVER


OH MY GOSH! Who can beat that, a man who is content with his lot - and his tot! I love you man, you make me laugh from the belly out! X@

Hey, I got off lucky. I got more than I lost. My eyebrows are still full, but some of the white ones are 3 inches long and stick straight out. My pubes are now thicker than ever, but straight and stick out 4 inches. Instead of a razor, I now use a lawn mower to cut them. I have to shave because I am now so small, that if I didn't shave, no one could tell what sex I am. And I now have **** that any woman would be proud of. I am also lucky because I can make noises now that I couldn't even dream of when I was young. Yes, these are the benifits of ageing gracefully. Excuse me I got to go poop.

Hey we know they're in the market for male as well as female, even littlies! Dastardly dark deeds! X@

loved your story even thought am a guy, they stole my whole body wake up with different parts of someone elses body. they stole from me but im getting them back soon as soon as i catch the thieves. lol great story u rock girl

So right! I woke up to a large belly! Tried to remember how I got pregnant after having tubes removed and being menopausal! <br />
How cruel is that! I want my bits back! ;D X@

LOL!! this cracked me up. Its the truth though. They keep striking and theres nothing to catch them. I feel like i need to replace the alarm in my house cause it obviously doesn't work

Thanks angelhigh X@

lmfao..this is funny..XD Good way of sayin it ey...

L they're a bunch of weird despicables! Where they get their spare parts from I just don't know, but I'm furious at what they've done to my model looks! The only modelling I could do now, is the before picture of some dastardly body-snatcher movie! X@

Dhemstock loved your comment!! X@

Thanks wellnesscoach. X@

Hello for all of you whom have had your nice features stolen, I have good news! You can get them back...if you would like more info please don't hesitate to inbox me a message. I lost 7lbs and 2" in just 3 days..ASK ME HOW!!

Thanks poojet!

nice story!

Giggle NG27, I wish I could get revenge on these bandits, I'd give them the worst "look" ever! I've lost some weight, not much, but dunno how!! :) Also had some re-distribution due to Menopause, so I'm slimmer in places but fatter in others. Unfortunately not where I'd choose!!!! :D X@

Omg.. Cabcraft,<br />
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That was funny!!! I started to feel that way too.. Who is that woman in the mirror staring back at me... I have to do something about it. So I started to walk. Walking turned into hiking which I enjoy so much. One thing has lead to another and I started slowly to change my eating habits. Now I am feeling better and I have been told I am looking better. What put the cherry on the ice-cream so to speak was when my soon to be ex said.. wow... u look great! Ahhhh... gee I wish I can say the same for him.. He gained about 30 pounds. ;-)

:D Indeed B! We need to start plotting revenge!

:D Indeed B! We need to start plotting revenge!

hahhahaa<br />
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I would need all kinds of mirrors to be able to see there.<br />
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Ignorance is bliss.<br />
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AP!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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What the hell are you doing inspecting your pubes for grey hairs. Oh my, that is truly bored.<br />
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Question - how do you manage to see the pubes over the coastline, oh, I meant waistline.<br />
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hehehehhee<br />
love<br />

AP that is such an insult, I agree! Grey pubic hair is not funny. As for the glasses, at least SN (aged 4+) didn't have to point them out on top of your head. Small mercies.<br />
Lorraine, I agree, the boobs bit had me snorting coffee through my nose! Does those sinuses they swapped lots of good service btw - they're clogged up too often!<br />
But sheesh, the memory - why would they want only bits and pieces? They didn't even take only the best, or sexy or intelligent. Across the board. But some I'd like back dammit, I only remember half the story, and without the ending it's really boring. A joke without the middle bit is as bad as forgetting the punch-line. <br />
As for the extra weight, oh c'mon! If they put them into the boobs, lips and wrinkles it'd be a fair exchange, but my *** was always filled out well! <br />

This is great !<br />
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Love the boobs hiding in the waistband and the clothes shrinking

Oh Mewold, if this had been a question, yours would have won best answer! Unfortunately they swapped my bladder too, so now I'm wetting myself laughing! :D X@

I am just sick. I have been trying to ignore it for years and you forced it on me. I was a weight lifter for over 10 years. I was buff. I had 17 inch arms, a 19 inch neck, a 56 inch chest and a 31 inch waist. I weighed 181 when I was 40 years old. Oh, and I had a penis that reached to above my belly button. Then they struck. They didn't ***** me of everything, they just jumbled it up a little. I still have 17 inch arms. I still have a 19 inch neck. I still have a 56 inch chest.But now I have a 48 inch waist. My penis barely reaches my balls. and I weigh 310 pounds. I have also been body swapped............... drip .......... fart ...........snork ..........droul..........

You 'n me Bob! X@

My dental hygenist told me I had the teeth of a 40 year old. What I'd like to know now is where I can find the rest of him.

sooo true! been feeling that the body I have now isnt mine at all!<br />
now I realise whats been going on! thanks for opening my eyes!

Crest and Getalife, glad you enjoyed them! X@

I really loved this story!! I agree with Lilt, laughter is better than crying :)

These are entertaining and fun. Laughter is good. But, I have found that exercise and healthy lifestyle really does help (some, anyway!)

Yes, exercise does help a lot. You should not wait till they all shriveled up then you worry about getting them but its too late...But the comments are very funny tho....LOLs.

:D love all the comments x@

They stole my penis and left a raisin.

Thanks M x@

I have never ever successfully dieted ... Lots of unsuccessful dieting tho ;). Worst is the weekend when i cook yummy , healthy but not dietetic , food for family ... I need a stick to it mantra .. St that will keep me there !! Any help fellow ladies??

Damn was wondering where my parts went.... Now I know!!!!! HEhehehe Loved your story...

Hey Nige, what do you charge? And if I give you names will you do a swap for me? I know lots of lovely young things I'd love to swap with. I wont be cruel, just one part here, another there ... let us know!!!


Ahh, thanks EP friends, I wish I'd said it, but it's all so true. Just about all of me has been replaced by some awful bits 'n pieces and there are parts of my brain missing too, but if they replaced any of that, it was obviously rejected! You see, I did have a somewhat superior brain, problem is, them's the bits they stoled! Now I'm just not right in the head, and wearing a fat, older person's body! ET you lied to us!!!!

Yeah those damn thieves stole my tight little body and replaced it with a size 14... ugh...

Yep. Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.

Quick Call 911 Them Thiefs Have Been Robbing Me For Years.

You know Cab, it could be aliens stealing our parts too. I look at my body now and I know this is NOT me. This could be a case of ... Invasion of The Body Snatchers ... and they're taking over the whole world ! I want my own hair returned to me too !!!

It's all very sad, isn't it? And they are soooo random in which part they steal. The first thing they took from me were my eyeballs. Now I can't even see the numbers on the tv. remote.