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I Want to Lose Weight

What Is Going On!

By: CatchCabby
Written on May 13th, 2010
Age: 56-60 , Female
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  • treto

    loved your story even thought am a guy, they stole my whole body wake up with different parts of someone elses body. they stole from me but im getting them back soon as soon as i catch the thieves. lol great story u rock girl

    Jan 17, 2011
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  • CatchCabby

    So right! I woke up to a large belly! Tried to remember how I got pregnant after having tubes removed and being menopausal!

    How cruel is that! I want my bits back! ;D X@

    Jan 12, 2011
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  • cyndy828

    LOL!! this cracked me up. Its the truth though. They keep striking and theres nothing to catch them. I feel like i need to replace the alarm in my house cause it obviously doesn't work

    Jan 12, 2011
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  • Jicata
    Jan 3, 2011
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  • CatchCabby

    Thanks angelhigh X@

    Nov 13, 2010
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  • angelhigh

    lmfao..this is funny..XD Good way of sayin it ey...

    Nov 13, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    L they're a bunch of weird despicables! Where they get their spare parts from I just don't know, but I'm furious at what they've done to my model looks! The only modelling I could do now, is the before picture of some dastardly body-snatcher movie! X@

    Oct 16, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    Dhemstock loved your comment!! X@

    Oct 16, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    Thanks wellnesscoach. X@

    Sep 15, 2010
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  • wellnesscoach

    Hello for all of you whom have had your nice features stolen, I have good news! You can get them back...if you would like more info please don't hesitate to inbox me a message. I lost 7lbs and 2" in just 3 days..ASK ME HOW!!

    Sep 14, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    Thanks poojet!

    Aug 13, 2010
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  • poojet

    nice story!

    Aug 12, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    Giggle NG27, I wish I could get revenge on these bandits, I'd give them the worst "look" ever! I've lost some weight, not much, but dunno how!! :) Also had some re-distribution due to Menopause, so I'm slimmer in places but fatter in others. Unfortunately not where I'd choose!!!! :D X@

    Jul 29, 2010
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  • naturegirl27

    Omg.. Cabcraft,



    That was funny!!! I started to feel that way too.. Who is that woman in the mirror staring back at me... I have to do something about it. So I started to walk. Walking turned into hiking which I enjoy so much. One thing has lead to another and I started slowly to change my eating habits. Now I am feeling better and I have been told I am looking better. What put the cherry on the ice-cream so to speak was when my soon to be ex said.. wow... u look great! Ahhhh... gee I wish I can say the same for him.. He gained about 30 pounds. ;-)

    Jul 27, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    :D Indeed B! We need to start plotting revenge!

    Jun 13, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    :D Indeed B! We need to start plotting revenge!

    Jun 13, 2010
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  • bcj

    hahhahaa



    I would need all kinds of mirrors to be able to see there.



    Ignorance is bliss.



    b

    Jun 12, 2010
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  • AndrewPenney

    *blushing*



    bcj!!!!!!!!!!!



    I wasn't inspecting them. I saw it by accident, and *FREAKED*. I have no idea how long that mutant has been growing in my groin.



    :P



    AP

    Jun 12, 2010
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  • bcj

    AP!!!!!!!!!!



    What the hell are you doing inspecting your pubes for grey hairs. Oh my, that is truly bored.



    Question - how do you manage to see the pubes over the coastline, oh, I meant waistline.



    hehehehhee

    love

    b

    Jun 12, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    AP that is such an insult, I agree! Grey pubic hair is not funny. As for the glasses, at least SN (aged 4+) didn't have to point them out on top of your head. Small mercies.

    Lorraine, I agree, the boobs bit had me snorting coffee through my nose! Does those sinuses they swapped lots of good service btw - they're clogged up too often!

    But sheesh, the memory - why would they want only bits and pieces? They didn't even take only the best, or sexy or intelligent. Across the board. But some I'd like back dammit, I only remember half the story, and without the ending it's really boring. A joke without the middle bit is as bad as forgetting the punch-line.

    As for the extra weight, oh c'mon! If they put them into the boobs, lips and wrinkles it'd be a fair exchange, but my *** was always filled out well!

    X@

    Jun 12, 2010
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  • c8lorraine

    This is great !



    Love the boobs hiding in the waistband and the clothes shrinking

    Jun 12, 2010
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  • AndrewPenney

    :[



    Some evil person out there is wearing a wig made from my hair. At 42, I don't have "male pattern balding", but know that this is NOT my hair because my hair is a lot thicker than the cheap "Made in Batam, Indonesia" stuff that they swapped it for.



    And they didn't even bother to get the colour right; since when did I have grey hairs? I even found one in my groin, and was totally traumatized. Those bastidds have no limits!



    The bastidds took my eyes too. I had to go make reading glasses. Fortunately, I have a Stunt Nephew (aged 4+) who will approach me when I'm rummaging desperately, and say, "Are you looking for your glasses, AP? I found them on the big dining table and I put them back in the case for you. Here they are."



    *hugs cabcraft*



    *bows to mewold*



    Love,



    Andrew

    Jun 12, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    Oh Mewold, if this had been a question, yours would have won best answer! Unfortunately they swapped my bladder too, so now I'm wetting myself laughing! :D X@

    Jun 11, 2010
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  • mewold

    I am just sick. I have been trying to ignore it for years and you forced it on me. I was a weight lifter for over 10 years. I was buff. I had 17 inch arms, a 19 inch neck, a 56 inch chest and a 31 inch waist. I weighed 181 when I was 40 years old. Oh, and I had a penis that reached to above my belly button. Then they struck. They didn't ***** me of everything, they just jumbled it up a little. I still have 17 inch arms. I still have a 19 inch neck. I still have a 56 inch chest.But now I have a 48 inch waist. My penis barely reaches my balls. and I weigh 310 pounds. I have also been body swapped............... drip .......... fart ...........snork ..........droul..........

    Jun 11, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    You 'n me Bob! X@

    May 24, 2010
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  • gopherbob

    My dental hygenist told me I had the teeth of a 40 year old. What I'd like to know now is where I can find the rest of him.

    May 23, 2010
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  • sue267

    sooo true! been feeling that the body I have now isnt mine at all!

    now I realise whats been going on! thanks for opening my eyes!

    May 23, 2010
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  • CatchCabby

    Crest and Getalife, glad you enjoyed them! X@

    May 22, 2010
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  • need2getalife

    I really loved this story!! I agree with Lilt, laughter is better than crying :)

    May 22, 2010
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  • crestonite

    These are entertaining and fun. Laughter is good. But, I have found that exercise and healthy lifestyle really does help (some, anyway!)

    May 21, 2010
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    • sweetsour

      Yes, exercise does help a lot. You should not wait till they all shriveled up then you worry about getting them but its too late...But the comments are very funny tho....LOLs.

      Feb 20, 2012
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