Wankers

My BF's best friend called him yesterday from Hooters and was saying how good the food was and enjoying the bosomed atmosphere. Admittedly I became miffed. I hate the sexist connotations and the reminder that I am no longer considered " hot" although I've never had big bosom to begin with. I began thinking, why is there no place to exploit men in the same fashion ? A place women can go to have dinner and look at men's enormous pouches while they eat ? I decided I was going to open a restaurant and call it " WANKERS".

Wankers will be staffed ( no pun intended ) by men with huge wankers. they will wear tight fitting fishnet 1/2 shirts, and shorts that have lightweight spandex form fitting pouches to expose the full bulge of their manhood. Anyone under 10 inches does not get a job there.

Wednesday will be " footlong night" which should be a whole lot of fun. Any woman who can deepthroat a 12 inch Keilbasa, gets dinner free, and their photo of the deepthroating event on the wall.

I want to give women a place to go where they can kick back and have good food and admire the scenery. A place that will make their boyfriend's and husband's reel with fear of inadequacy. I want " Honey I have a business meeting tonight" to make their boyfriend's and husband's stomaches tie up in a knot. " You're not going to Wankers are you ? "..... " Of course not" or " Oh honey it's a business thing. I don't go there to have fun, but the client expects some entertainment ".

Now, I don't really have the money to do this, so if anyone out there wants to use this idea you have my complete blessing. I'm happy with the revenge factor.

bitterdregs bitterdregs
46-50, F
1 Response Mar 1, 2010

LOL! sounds great.<br />
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I hope you get the money to open Wankers.