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I once met a girl from Montana

pixelita pixelita
41-45, F
1212 Responses Feb 13, 2009

not going to touch it, you go coyote

A big strapping fella from Wako<br />
Loved eating taters and steako<br />
He would swallow it down<br />
and then he would frown <br />
Cuz a big dump he needed to takeo LOL!!<br />
<br />
There was a coyote named gray

and then he would frown <br />
on his steako.

A big strapping fella from Wako<br />
Loved eating taters and steako<br />
He would swallow it down<br />
and then he would frown

Loved eating taters and steako<br />
<br />
Too much steako isn't good for Wako

A big strapping fella from Wako<br />
Loved eating taters and steako

Her prof was in clover

I once knew a willowy lass<br />
Who wore no panties to class<br />
when she bent over

Who wore no panties to class

A cross-eyed accountant from Maine<br />
felt as though he were going insane.<br />
When he saw his wife's nipples<br />
His blood pressure triples

A cross-eyed accountant from Maine<br />
felt as though he were going insane

Love is quite a strange funny thing...<br />
It makes you dizzy yet still want to sing!<br />
nothing can compare...<br />
To that moment where....

Love is quite a strange funny thing...<br />
It makes you dizzy yet still want to sing!<br />
nothing can compare...

Love is quite a strange funny thing...<br />
It makes you dizzy yet still want to sing!

LOL!!! Good one Dand! :-) <br />
<br />
Love is quite a strange funny thing...

There was a young man from South Texas<br />
who dabbled in witchcraft and hexes<br />
he cursed his sweet lover<br />
and began to hover...<br />
her like a manic

There was a young man from South Texas<br />
who dabbled in witchcraft and hexes<br />
he cursed his sweet lover<br />
and began to hover...

There was a young man from South Texas<br />
who dabbled in witchcraft and hexes<br />
he cursed his sweet lover

There was a young man from South Texas<br />
who dabbled in witchcraft and hexes

Ptman, a gent on the prowl<br />
knew that Sara didn't want it right now.<br />
She gets all she needs<br />
From her Lover who succeeds<br />
For she's Sara's Dream, AND HOW!<br />
<br />
There was a young man from South Texas

Ptman, a gent on the prowl<br />
knew that sara didn't want it right now.

A lady named Sara so lovely and true<br />
Gives to many men balls so blue!<br />
Sara's not kidding<br />
she'll give you a beaten<br />
If you're a guy and her try to woo.<br />
<br />
Ptman, a gent on the prowl,

A lady named Sara so lovely and true<br />
Gives to many men balls so blue!<br />
Sara's not kidding she'll give you a beaten

A lady named Sara so lovely and true<br />
Gives to many men balls so blue!

A Lady who's lovely and wise....<br />
loves a penis no matter what size...<br />
She says, "big or small...<br />
I happen to love them all!"<br />
mine will mesmorize <br />
<br />
A lady named Sara so lovely and true

A Lady who's lovely and wise....<br />
loves a penis no matter what size...<br />
She says, "big or small...<br />
I happen to love them all!"

A Lady whose lovely and wise....<br />
loves a penis no matter what size...

A old man down the road once said..<br />
I'd like to "do" a man before I am dead...<br />
I've had enough ******...

A old man down the road once said..<br />
I'd like to "do" a man before I am dead...

Sara was curious to what Joe was doing<br />
Could those wandering fingers be his idea of wooing?<br />
Little does he know...<br />
but will find to his woe<br />
She will not be doing any cooing :-)<br />
<br />
A old man down the road once said..

Sara was curious to what Joe was doing<br />
Could those wandering fingers be his idea of wooing?<br />
Little does he know...<br />
but will find to his woe

Sara was curious to what Joe was doing<br />
Could those wandering fingers be his idea of wooing?<br />
Little does he know...

Sara was curious to what Joe was doing<br />
Could those wandering fingers be his idea of wooing?

Under the table she felt his hand on her thigh!<br />
It crept from her knee up so high!<br />
Joe started to smile<br />
She looked at him. She gave him a sexy smile.<br />
This Joe is very sly.<br />
<br />
Sara was curious to what Joe was doing

Under the table she felt his hand on her thigh!<br />
It crept from her knee up so high!<br />
Joe started to smile<br />
<br />
She looked at him. She gave him a sexy smile.

Under the table she felt his hand on her thigh!<br />
It crept from her knee up so high!<br />
Joe started to smile

Under the table she felt his hand on her thigh!<br />
It crept from her knee up so high!

Silly Sally went on a date with Joe<br />
She'd showered and buffed herself to a glow<br />
wearing a tight little skirt...<br />
and no bra, she did flirt!<br />
Joe wondered just how far she would go! ;-)<br />
<br />
Under the table she felt his hand on her thigh!

Silly Sally went on a date with Joe<br />
She'd showered and buffed herself to a glow<br />
wearing a tight little skirt...<br />
and no bra, she did flirt!

Silly Sally went on a date with Joe<br />
She'd showered and buffed herself to a glow<br />
wearing a tight little skirt...

Silly Sally went on a date with Joe<br />
She'd showered and buffed herself to a glow

There once was an old man named Ted<br />
Who played with himself in his bed<br />
His wife said "Oh My!"<br />
"Please, not on my thigh!"<br />
Last time it turned my thigh red!!!! :-)<br />
<br />
Silly Sally went on a date with Joe

There once was an old man named Ted<br />
Who played with himself in his bed<br />
His wife said "Oh My!"<br />
"Please, not on my thigh!"

There once was an old man named Ted<br />
Who played with himself in his bed<br />
His wife said "Oh My!"

I like to eat red and white squirrels...

Pixies heart is open no more...<br />
Nor on her sleeve as in days before...<br />
She's just looking for fun<br />
Have her day in the sun<br />
She could use a good romp till she's sore! LOL!!!<br />
<br />
There once was an old man named Ted

Pixies heart is open no more...<br />
Nor on her sleeve as in days before...<br />
She's just looking for fun...

Pixies heart is open no more...<br />
Nor on her sleeve as in days before...

Pixelita is one lively tart.<br />
She's funny, she's sexy and smart<br />
she needs to get laid<br />
by a man or a maid<br />
but if she does then she might lose her heart!<br />
<br />
Pixies heart is open no more...

Pixelita is one lively tart.<br />
She's funny, she's sexy and smart<br />
she needs to get laid<br />
by a man or a maid

Pixelita is one lively tart.<br />
She's funny, she's sexy and smart<br />
she needs to get laid

I've never been with a gal should I try?<br />
Though there's a hottie next door, a mad divorce`on the sly!<br />
She'll know what to do

I've never been with a gal should I try?<br />
Though there's a hottie next door, a mad divorce`on the sly!

Sara's in love, oh yes this is true...<br />
Why it took so long, well here is a clue.<br />
She just needed a pal<br />
Not a guy but a gal!<br />
And apparently this "gal" knows just what "to do"... *wink*<br />
<br />
I've never been with a gal should I try?

Sara's in love, oh yes this is true...<br />
Why it took so long, well here is a clue.

Bryan had even the straight men glance<br />
With a wink and a wiggle they'd go into a trance!<br />
at "attention" they stood ;-)<br />
"It" popped out through its hood...<br />
The poor men didn't stand a chance!!!<br />
<br />
Sara's in love, oh yes this is true...

Bryan had even the straight men glance<br />
With a wink and a wiggle they'd go into a trance!<br />
at "attention" they stood ;-)<br />
"It" popped out through its hood...

Bryan had even the straight men glance<br />
With a wink and a wiggle they'd go into a trance!<br />
at "attention" they stood ;-)

Bryan had even the straight men glance<br />
With a wink and a wiggle they'd go into a trance!

There once was a Trannie named Bryan<br />
Who was beautiful, hey I'm not lyin'<br />
Her ******* looked real, <br />
The genuine deal<br />
What a hottie, there was no denying<br />
<br />
Bryan had even the straight men glance

There once was a Trannie named Bryan<br />
Who was beautiful, hey I'm not lyin'

So she decided to stay and bought into Starbucks<br />
sitting on a computer all day, that's no fun shucks!<br />
Then she looked in her latte<br />
and noticed a "clot" hey!!! ;-)<br />
And thought to herself, "Well, THAT sucks!"<br />
<br />
There once was a Trannie named Bryan

So she decided to stay and bought into Starbucks<br />
sitting on a computer all day, that's no fun shucks!<br />
Then she looked in her latte<br />
and noticed a "clot" hey!!! ;-)

So she decided to stay and bought into Starbucks<br />
sitting on a computer all day, that's no fun shucks!<br />
Then she looked in her latte

So she decided to stay and bought into Starbucks<br />
sitting on a computer all day, that's no fun shucks!

There once was a girl that said she loved ****<br />
So much that she sometimes did not charge her trick<br />
Her fantasy was to move to Hollywood<br />
To join the Glitter Sisterhood<br />
Ptman told her come home i know we will click.<br />
<br />
So she decided to stay and bought into Starbucks

There once was a girl that said she loved ****<br />
So much that she sometimes did not charge her trick<br />
Her fantasy was to move to Hollywood<br />
To join the Glitter Sisterhood

There once was a girl that said she loved ****<br />
So much that she sometimes did not charge her trick<br />
Her fantasy was to move to Hollywood

There once was a girl that said she loved ****<br />
So much that she sometimes did not charge her trick

There once was a girl with hair of red,<br />
who was last seen in her girlfriends bed<br />
after a lust filled night...<br />
That ended just right<br />
They were so exhausted i thought they were dead.<br />
<br />
There once was a girl that said she loved ****

There once was a girl with hair of red,<br />
who was last seen in her girlfriends bed<br />
after a lust filled night...<br />
That ended just right

There once was a girl with hair of red,<br />
who was last seen in her girlfriends bed<br />
after a lust filled night...

There once was a girl with hair of red,<br />
who was last seen in her girlfriends bed

There once was a sweet girl from Havana<br />
Who loved to lounge in her cabana<br />
One hot summer day...<br />
A luscious blond, so gay...<br />
Made love to her with a banana :-)<br />
<br />
There once was a girl with hair of red...

There once was a sweet girl from Havana<br />
Who loved to lounge in her cabana<br />
One hot summer day...<br />
A luscious blond, so gay...

There once was a sweet girl from Havana<br />
Who loved to lounge in her cabana<br />
One hot summer day...

There were pictures that would make one blush<br />
that girl loves to show off that tush!!<br />
So round and so cute<br />
She has such a lickable toot. :)<br />
When I see it I get such a rush!<br />
<br />
There once was a sweet girl from Havana

There were pictures that would make one blush<br />
that girl loves to show off that tush!!<br />
So round and so cute<br />
She has such a lickable toot. :)

There were pictures that would make one blush<br />
that girl loves to show off that tush!!<br />
So round and so cute

There were pictures that would make one blush<br />
that girl loves to show off that tush!!

Pixelita's a cutie, no doubt!<br />
She loves beer and prefers it stout :-)<br />
She might have had one to many last night.<br />
She posted some photos, oh what a site!<br />
"What have I done?!?" She began to shout!<br />
<br />
There were pictures that would make one blush

Pixelita's a cutie, no doubt!<br />
She loves beer and prefers it stout :-)<br />
She might have had one to many last night.<br />
She posted some photos, oh what a site!

Pixelita's a cutie, no doubt!<br />
She loves beer and prefers it stout :-)<br />
She might have had one to many last night.

Pixelita's a cutie, no doubt!<br />
She loves beer and prefers it stout :-)

Sex is all we limerick about why<br />
Because other subjects seem so dry<br />
It truly is fun!

Sex is all we limerick about why? :-D

ACGreen Knight was feeling left out<br />
Poor guy, he began to pout<br />
Ptman did not want to come up for air.<br />
Would AC join them? Would he dare? :-)<br />
after all he is such a square

ACGreen Knight was feeling left out<br />
Poor guy, he began to pout<br />
Ptman did not want to come up for air.<br />
Would AC join them? Would he dare? :-)

ACGreen Knight was feeling left out<br />
Poor guy, he began to pout<br />
Ptman did not want to come up for air.

ACGreen Knight was feeling left out<br />
Poor guy, he began to pout