Caption Of The Day For August 6, 2010

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26-30, M
23 Responses Aug 6, 2010

DAMN, not again, my lazy eye.<br />

Pick which is nuttier!<br />

Maybe if I shove the whole ice cream bar in my mouth like this, my wife will start yelling about my beer gut again and how many calories I'm about to eat -- and she won't notice that what I'm really bug-eyed about is the gorgeous girl walking by us in the park........and can boobs really be that big? Wow! "Honey, thanks so much...........this is so good to suck on.......and so hard, despite&nbsp;the&nbsp;really hot&nbsp;weather!&nbsp;Makes me feel great!" as the bombshell bends over with her low-cut see-thru blouse!

Alice Cooper - Goes to Hell.<br /><br />
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"For criminal acts and violence on the stage<br /><br />
For being a brat refusing to act your age<br /><br />
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged<br /><br />
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You can go to Hell<br /><br />
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For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly<br /><br />
For making us doubt our parents authority<br /><br />
For choosing to be a living obscenity<br /><br />
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You can go to Hell<br /><br />
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You're something that never should have happened; You even make your Grandma sick<br /><br />
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You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane.<br /><br />
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You'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your Aunt Laure,<br /><br />
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You'ld even force feed a diabetic an ice cream bar<br /><br />
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You can go to Hell"

(<em>hypnotist mugger to man on the street)</em><br /><br />
When I snap my fingers you will stop eating your ice cream and you will give me the cash contents of your wallet...when I count to three you will awaken with nothing but the memory of a killer brain freeze and walk away... ONE -- TWO -- THREE!

just my luck to drop my choc-ice in the cat's litter tray!

Can you put the entire ice cream bar in your mouth without getting brain freeze?<br />

After paying the life insurance premium, Joe's wife gave him a freezerful of Nut Sludgies with extra cholesterol

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

You put WHAT in my ice cream???<br />

Mmm, nuts, chocolate, white filling...num hum hum!

Now that's what I call a crunchy chocolate ice cream!<br />

At last, a new use for toenail clippings!

I shaved all my body hair for this Klondike Bar

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i always wondered what happed to willy wonka</p>

New launch of Muslli Ice Cream,for breakfast on the go!<br />

OPEN WIDE!

Ice cream headaches...they can make your forehead resemble a Chrysler 5th Ave grill.&nbsp; That's just nuts.<br />

I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice cream!

I'm The Nutty Proffesor....Ice Cream my head off !!<br />

did you see what if fell into? no i dont think the 3 second rule applies here

Not sure you should be telling everyone that Robert's son is randy.<br />

Give me your walllet or EAT ICE CREAM!!!<br />