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26-30, M
103 Responses Aug 12, 2008

God, I hate my job!

I should have gone to med school.

"Why did I get married again?"

This is Ed. <br />
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Ed doesn't own a computer, an MP3 pla<x>yer, or even a cellphone. <br />
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Ed is still waiting for technology to stabalize.<br />
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Ed thinks he is special for not giving into "the craze"<br />
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He is a technical support person's future nightmare.<br />
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Don't be a Special Ed.

....surely they don't want me to double check my work, do they?!?!?

Typing S.O.S. S.O.S. S.O.S.

Someone has a case of the "Mondays"!

that all the tax returns done time to go.

My son in law!

i rather be eating pie

<p>Please don't tell me thats another account receivable in your hand!</p>

<p>Thank God its bloody friday :)</p>

<p>thats it iam going back to being a lion tamer...</p>

<p>Calculator with 10-key= $23.95</p><br />
<p>MBA professor's self-written books= $230.00</p><br />
<p>Intellectual Property/Degree= $23,000.00</p><br />
<p>Graduating in a time of recession just to keep the same job you had before starting college=&nbsp; PRICELESS</p>

I am off to jail now, please don't take my file!

<p>Next time,&nbsp; I WILL&nbsp; buy Charmin!</p>

<p>There must be more to life than this</p>

<p>Chrissy HELP!&nbsp; We need more toilet paper!</p>

<p>Remeber to add till roll price to bill</p>

<p>" One and one is two..two and two is four..four and four is eight,&nbsp; eight and eight is 15.. ugh........</p>


<p>any more work today? i'm working fingers to the bone. no more please!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>"Proof that a computer is a better invention than sliced bread"</p>

<p>I am not sure I can get through these deductions, by the fifteenth.&nbsp; hummm, Do we get a portions of the lines/forms filed out like HRBLOCK?</p>

<p>Is this really part of the job interview or are they just using me?</p>

<p>Shoot me now!</p>

<p>"I forgot what I was doing!&nbsp; I'm going to have to start allllll over."</p>

<p>I guess I shouldn't have bought little susie that pony.</p>

<p>OK...who put the super glue on the 10-key!</p>

<p>Angelina Jolie's lawyer in the year 2025, dividing her assets by her 50 kids...</p>

<p>ho hum, what is it that I am supposed to be doing?</p>

<p>How many licks <i>does</i> it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?&nbsp; The world may never know.</p>

<p>"no more paid&nbsp; vacation because of budget cut! huh! lets see how they handle this then!"</p>

<p>It's 5' o clock somewhere......</p>

<p>glad its not me with all those expense problems</p>

<p>Only 12,460 days left until retirement.</p>

<p>why can`t santa do his own good and bad list.</p>

<p>UMH, I'm sorry - But you forgot to include a copy of the TPS report.&nbsp; Didn't you get the MEMO ? ? ?</p>

<p>&nbsp;Time for doing my taxes....</p>

"Okay, he's going for the Gold, just 4 more books and 2 more feet of paper, can he do it? ...or... "I should have had a V8 "

<p>what am i doing here again?</p>

<p>Damn.... my to do list sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>I'm gonna kill my brother when i see him..grrr..telling me a desk job was easy..Cha'Rite!!</p>

<p>I wish the boss would have gotten me a Commodore 64 instead of this calculator. I hope nobody can see my shoes... I guess it doesn't matter.. I'm not wearing any pants. When I move my chin it makes a scratchy noise. I wonder if Star Trek is on tonight. Mary Beth in sales sure is pretty. I wonder if she watches Star Trek. I like to pretend I'm Spock and recite quotes from Star Trek...</p><br />
<p><b>Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected. In this case, I should think "interesting" would suffice. <br /><br />
</b>--<em>Spock in 'The Squire of Gothos'</em></p><br />
<p>I wonder if Mother would approve of Mary Beth. She always says</p><br />
<p><b>After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true. <br /><br />
</b>--<em>Spock in 'Amok Time'</em></p><br />

<p>Millions of employees across the country are cursed with boredem at work everyday. Please do your part by helping us get them computers to bring Experience Project into their lives. For less then a cup of coffee a day you too could....</p>

<p>Yet another day of office hell... I need a vacation.&nbsp; </p>

<p>Is it Friday yet !?</p>

<p>Life after High School--<i>stay young kids!</i></p>

"Help! I've fallen into a career rut, and I can't get out!"

<p>There is no way the hookers cost that much.</p>

<p>i wish i could take a vacation to hawaii, sit on the beach just like in those corona commercials...with a really hot chic at my side....sighhhhhhhhh....</p>

<p>Glad I'm not wearing any pants...</p>

<p>"and this is just&nbsp; Take Out Food&nbsp; receipts, ugggg</p>

<p>the peak of his career</p>

<p>Richard is bubbling with excitment when he realises its then end of the day, and he has to go home to his wife.</p>

<p>After a day's long work of figuring out complex government jargon and tax-ese, Norman prepares to bring his taxes to H&R Block.</p>

<p>its almost friday</p><br />
<p>FISH ON</p>

<p>I wish my cheap *** boss would buy real toilet paper</p>

<p>And this is why he hasn't gotten a raise in 15 years.</p>

<p>As Bob concluded his work, he suddenly stopped and said to himself:</p><br />
<p>"I wonder if these shoes look too big on me?"</p>

In hindsight, Ed notes to himself that the subway $5 turkey foot long sub was not the best lunch choice during tax season. Carry the one (yawn)...add 5 ...zzzzzzzzzz

<p>How in the Heck am I going to explain how I used all of this paper and my calculator doesn't even have a cord.....</p>

<p>If this is a dream, somebody needs to come wake me up.....</p>

<p>I would rather be anywhere else but here.</p><br />
<p>Hurry up 5:00 p.m.</p>

<p>One day Bob woke up and found out he really wasn't dreaming. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH</p>

<p>I don't care that we moved offices, I'm staying!</p>

<p>1001, 1002, 1003, 1005 - dammit, now I need to start over!</p>

<p>If you'd like to make a difference in an accountants 1-800-helpacct. Operators are standing by to take your call.</p>

<p>All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.</p>

<p>please someone save meeeeeeeee</p>

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; O.k., let's see, after work i need to go the store. I need milk, cheese, beer-probably a 12, no 30 pack, hmm...cookies? Yes, definately cookies! What else...frozen dinners, coffee-because this job is soo tiring! Well, at least i can calculate how much i'll spend on food!</p>

<p>Does it <i>LOOK</i> like I love my job?</p>

<p>&nbsp;what you look like after the red bull wears off</p>

<p>"I should have taken that art class!"</p>

<p>I knew I shouldnt have voted for arnold!&nbsp;If&nbsp;he thinks Im gonna do this for minimum wage hes got another thing comin!</p>

<p>Dang, which file did I leave out?</p>

<p>ilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjob</p><br />
<p>ijobmyloveijobmylove</p><br />
<p>lovejobimylovejobimy</p><br />

<p>Nope.&nbsp; Can't find that error anywhere!!!!&nbsp; Damn IRS!&nbsp; You'll not get a penny more from me - no matter how many calculations I must do!</p>

<p>"2,968,063 loops on the carpet, and counting..."</p>

<p>So talk to your kids about procrastination</p><br />
<p>...before its too late</p><br />
<p>(Paid for by the National Procrastination Protection Association)</p>

<p>I'd better hide my collection of Swank magazines before the boss comes in.</p>

<p>An Accountant's bathroom break...</p><br />
<p>Reading material... check!</p><br />
<p>Bum wipe... well.... ummm... I guess I could just use Mr. Smith's itemized report here... CHECK</p>

<p>Imagine if I only had 10% of this number....I'd pretty much own this company...if only...</p>

<p>I'm going to feel sooooooo good when this fart Finaly comes out!</p>

<p>This is your future even with a college degree- so what was the point again</p>

<p>"I wish I was watching The Little Mermaid!"</p>

<p>I need an easy button.</p>

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<p>I need a time billing code for unauthorized breaks.</p>

<p>Enron's chief financial adviser. </p>