Caption of the Day For August 30, 2008

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26-30, M
42 Responses Aug 30, 2008

What I could do with that !!!

<p>Positive!&nbsp; YEAH!&nbsp; I'm pregnant!</p>

There's that **** with a camera again, he's been following me everywhere.

<p><b>Step 3,</b> Now move fist in an up and down motion remembering to think about Kylie's...&nbsp; </p><br />
<p><i>"Ahem, you forgot steps 1 & 2 again! Sheesh! Privacy and... Oh I give up! This is the last "Ask Great Aunt Florentina how too..." card I reply to! Capiche?"</i></p><br />
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<p>My girl went to her best friend's wedding shower in Las Vegas, and all I got was a picture of Elvis - what gives?</p>

<p>"Wait Until I send this one home to Mom, I told her there were nude beaches on the Riviera!!!!!" "Suck it up little brother:)."</p>

<p>And for the first time that day...he smiled.</p>

<p>OMG !&nbsp;...&nbsp;I got Mail !</p>

<p>Johnny can't read.&nbsp; All he can do is smile and pretend.&nbsp;</p>

<p>What happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas!I dont remember that at all!!</p>

<p>"Y<i>es</i>! Spock's Trek to Uranus 5.0!!!"</p>

<p>Think I will send my evil former boss a postcard from my new tropical local at my new job!</p>

<p>Ahh...sweet man, just look at those dimples.</p>

<p>"Wow, so <b>this</b> is what a post card looks like! I didn't think they still made these. Now... where's the <i>Send</i> button?"</p>

<p>"Man! Look at the butt on that babe!!! (and the girl's butt don't look too bad either)."</p>


<p>MY PICTURE ON A POSTCARD????</p><br />

<p>Oh wow! A mirrored post card! my left side better or the right side? Dang, I'm hot!</p>

<p>Congradulations! You have found the lucky ticket, you are now my vice president.&nbsp; John Mcain</p>

<p>This is an awesome picture; on this post card. I think, I'll send this one back to my girlfriend! I hope she doesn't get too up set; with the nake girl on the beach!</p>

<p>Hey, look, that's where we are right now! Somehow The Tea Tour of Yorkshire looks more interesting on this postcard than it actually is...</p>

<p>Now if I send this to Mum, she'll ring me and tell me where I am and which bus I need to catch home....</p>

<p>Ahh.. Finally!!&nbsp; </p><br />
<p>a beautiful card = no gift required= money saved= everyone is happy :)</p>

<p>They should have let me use the restroom. I'm now peeing on their floor while pretending to buy a card. heh Heh</p>

<p>Haircut, check...postcard for mom, check, tightly fitting shirt that shows off my ripply bulgingness...check...</p><br />
<p>Dimples...check check *wink*</p>

<p>&nbsp;If I look up.... she'll know I keep looking at her hot a_s in the next isle. Don't look, don't look ahh crap I think she saw me. I'll just keep acting like I'm reading and maybe she will think it was hapenstance. </p>

<p>ah! this is the one! she'll think I was thinking of her even though I was with a hot blonde I met in the hotel bar, SWEET!</p>

<p>The card: "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas"</p><br />
<p>The guy: "Score!!"</p>

<p>Now what shell I write on it?</p><br />
<p>I wish you were here but I want to have fun so you're not.</p>

<p>my first big break!may be only a .50 post card but mamma will be so proud of me.</p>

<p>Dearest Horatio, thank you for applying for 'Chairman of OUR Board. '&nbsp; We regret to inform you since you are not even with our company and we haven't the slightest idea who you are and to add on to the list ' YOU SCARE US' , therefore&nbsp;we cannot accept your application at this time.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Have a Nice Day.</p><br />
<p>The Board.... </p>

<p>Post card: 95 I really care enough about them to spend that much money?&nbsp; Plus the postage...gee...let me think....</p>

<p>I knew I was better off writing Hugh Hefner for a Birthday card than Santa. Wowee-e-e-e-e-e-e-..</p>

This postcard reads, "Hello from Nashwauk, MN". Where the hell is Nashwauk, Mn. and how the hell did I get here?

<p>oh this is great i'll tell them i'm in hawaii instead of new hampshire.</p>

<p>&nbsp;What a great idea!!! This is&nbsp;the perfect card for my ex-wife!!!&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll send her this 'wish you were here' postcard and have my friend post mark it&nbsp;from Alcatraz!!!</p>

<p>Ohhh, man!&nbsp; I love these X-rated post cards.&nbsp; Look at the rack on this one...ohhhh, WAIT A MINUTE!&nbsp; THAT'S MOM!!!! Ugghh!</p>

<p>Can not believe that she made that picture into a post card.....Well I am sure that everyone at the postoffice had a great time......Why is it wet?????</p>

<p>Ricco, was so&nbsp;eager to finally&nbsp;read&nbsp;his&nbsp;mail, that he&nbsp;ran into the post card rack.</p><br />
<p>How embarrassing!... He spent the next 2 hours picking everything back up...</p>

<p>Tom loved saving the postcards people sent him - so far the only ones he had were from himself but he was sure that would change once he found some friends on EP</p>

<p>This is strange, postcard shows me holding a postcard.</p><br />
<p>Postcard reads, "I know what you did last summer".</p>

<p>Now lets see...if I get everything on this list...I'm gonna get some "boom boom" tonite. oh ya!</p>