Caption of the Day For February 10, 2009

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26-30, M
37 Responses Feb 10, 2009

<p>(Printed on card: Your presence here is annoyingly inconvenient. Pretend you're gonna take a dump and favor us with your absence.)</p>

<p>Have you ever thought about a sex change - Heres my Card...</p>

<p>Call me</p>

<p>"I don't think this guy really liked me, he just gave me a blank business card..."</p>

<p>Hey sorry this valentine is so small and plain, I used the rest of my money on the teeth whitening and botox&nbsp;that secured this date.</p>

<p>To bad.&nbsp;I know it sucks, but I have to hand out a lot of these pink slips to you little people in order to keep my six figures.... but not to worry the Dem's. are in office for you and I'll see about talking&nbsp;to the board and see if we can't do a little something. Perhaps a fruit cake around your little holidays OK...ok then...here you go. you can go now..bye...bye,bye.&nbsp; TAKE&nbsp;THE&nbsp;F*%#*%@$#%**% paper or I'll call security. Come on take the pink&nbsp;paper. I&nbsp;don't have all day,&nbsp;it's exec. week in Vegas</p>

<p>Here sweetheart....here's my number, and I know you'll call me.<br /><br />
After being <strong>vain </strong>like this for years..John has developed a big one down the middle of his forehead.</p>

<p>I know it <em>looks</em> like Monopoly money but my number really is on the back.</p>

<p>Hurry, take this, &nbsp;<br /><br />
<em>or else they'll kill me..</em></p>

<p>Here's my card.&nbsp; Where's your card?</p>

<p>why yes, its called AMWAY. And if you invite me into your home for the next 67 hours I will tell you about it</p>

<p>Ha the jokes on you. Here take this card, its for the doctor that does all the testing for the std I&nbsp;gave you and he will fix you right up.</p>

<p>I&nbsp;can help you avoid foreclosure and bankruptcy... Here, let me help you!</p>

<p>Here's how much you owe the government.If you can't pay thats ok we'll just take your house,have a nice day</p>

<p>WELL IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,HERES MY CARD,JUST DIAL 1-800-SCREW-MY-SCORE...MY OFFICE IS OPEN TO ALL DUMB *****.PASS THIS TO A FRIEND-THANKS</p>

<p>Heres my card. Don't worry foreclosure isn't that bad.&nbsp; </p>

<p>I believe this entitles me to a bowl of that credit-crunch soup?</p>

<p>Trust me! The car is safe! Would I sell you a bad car!</p>

<p>Hi there! Here are the details for my dentist, he's very good, check the whiteness of my teeth... bling!</p>

<p>(Thinking: please take the card so I can wipe this cheesy/corny smile off my plasticly fake face...)</p><br />
<p>Saying: Hi, I'm Edmund Sanders, and I am a professional back massager. Here is my card. I would be delighted to have to come visit my office!</p><br />
<p>(Costumer thinking: he looks gay.)</p><br />
<p>Costumer saying: Well, thanks anyway. Maybe next time!</p>

<p>I'm sorry but we don't take Toys Are Us gift cards here!</p>

<p>Hello, I'm Matt. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you. (thinking....bend over honey....here it comes)</p>

<p>Derek just knew his wife would like the&nbsp;anniversary present it was a real bargain ....</p>

<p>Somehow this doesn't fit the ideal image I&nbsp;had of the Grim Reaper informing me my number is up!</p>

<p>Here's your ticket to hell!</p>

<p>Here is a picture of my "ahem, well you know", and yes it is an&nbsp;actual size photo...please stop laughing......really stop laughing.....</p>

<p><strong>Good morning,I am your friendly bank manager! Here is my card,ring me anytime24/7 if you have a problem!</strong></p>

<p>Aw ****, I'm never gonna sell this guy a car, but maybe he's hiring!</p>

<p>Yes, I know I'm gorgeous.....here take this, it's a picture of me so you can see how gorgeous I am anytime you like.</p>

<p>Trust me... I swear I'm not a snake, boinking your wife, and selling you out!</p>

<p>-Know your white collar smack dealer-</p><br />
<p>While he may greet you with a charming smile, know that deep inside he is boiling with rage that rivals even the hardest&nbsp; street corner dope fiend.</p>

<p>I'm from the government and i'm here to help you *trying not to laugh* t-t-t-trust me bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>Hi, I'm Joe Isuzu...</p>

<p>If i give you my phone number i'll show you i only look like i'm gay</p>

<p>In the future we won't have to file a tax return. Simply give the nice tax man your debit card and they'll take only what they need.</p><br />
<p>Trust me.</p>

<p>here's the key to my room. see you in a bit.</p>

<p>Ted thinks to himself...gosh how can I tell her how horrid that huge mole looks on her nose..."Have I mentioned I have a new Dermatologist? Here's his card"...</p>