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26-30, M
47 Responses Feb 17, 2009

<p>roses are red</p><br />
<p>violets are blue</p><br />
<p>you better give&nbsp;me a root</p><br />
<p>or im dumpin you</p>

<p><em>I know I sugested the thresome and you where all up for it, but I didnt really enjoy that bloke sticking it to me, he was supposed to be there for you!</em></p>

<p>"Are you gonna take the damn picture? My teeth are hurting!"</p>

<p>would you like to be my date tonight?</p>

<p>Sorry babe, I killed your dog</p>

<p>You smell gorgeous and look amazing. Now would you like to buy some roses - I can let you have them for &pound;30 a bunch - you won't get them cheaper anywhere around believe me</p>

<p>Do these roses make my butt look big?</p>

<p>I have four roses here. three of them are real, one is fake. i will love you until the last rose dies.</p>

<p>Suddenly it dawned on him- Alcohol really does make ugly women beautiful.</p>

<p>For me your so sweet ,Thank you!</p>

<p>I'm sorry....I really didn't know she was your mom!!!!!</p>

<p>I know I dont have a job, but what would make you think I got these from a cemetery?</p>

<p>Why do I keep letting people set me up on blind dates (I wish I were blind for this one)???!!!</p>

<p>Roses are red...</p><br />
<p>Violets are blue...</p><br />
<p>If you wore this shirt, I'd think you were gay too</p><br />
<p></p>

<p>Thing. I am sorry. I was looking for Morticia.</p>

<p>Shane&nbsp;swallowed another hormone tablet, dashed to the florist and put on his best "manly" shirt, hoping his date wouldn't guess that he used to be Shantelle before the operation...</p><br />
<p>&nbsp;</p>

<p>I was a GQ model but with the economic crisis now I have to sell roses in Central Park...2 for $10??</p>

<p>Ah, the flowers say it all.&nbsp; You are as beautiful as the roses.</p>

<p><br /><br />
Sorry honey, I&nbsp;really didn't know it was your mom you caught me in the sack with.&nbsp; Double bad!&nbsp;</p>

<p>please just slap me an d give them back i love them</p>

<p>&nbsp;about 8 short of a dozen</p><br />
<p>or 2 fries short of a Happy Meal</p>

<p>can you hold these while i get some shapstick on...thank you now give them back and lets start over.</p><br />
<p>I am SO&nbsp;sorry you found out about my other girl friends but i dumped them and wantjust you in my life</p>

<p>4 roses for each girlfriend = How to stretch a dozen roses</p>

<p>Me seeing this : Flowers?Do I look like a gardener to you ? Where;s my chocolate ?</p>

<p>umm...i just crash your car. But i love you through, right mom? Mom?&nbsp;</p>

<p>these flowers are the same color as the blood that flows from the wound in your throat.....uhm did i say that out loud????</p>

<p>These Roses and My "Tulips" are all you need Darling</p>

<p>Herbert thought flowers would make up for the fact that he forgot to shave and forgot the event was formal....</p>

<p>i dont have a car but i spent 60 bucks on these things and i dont even know u</p>

<p>well they smell pretty and sometimes you smell almost pretty, well i mean you can some times look pretty and well these will&nbsp;look pretty too, well&nbsp;at least untill they die, well you almost know what i mean as well as ummmm ahhh</p><br />
<p>Oh dammit all to hell. I'm not getting laid even with these flowers am i?</p>

<p>I just wanted to tell you,&nbsp; I'm gay.</p>

<p>Ta-da. The flowers appear! Now watch as I disappear out of your life for good.</p>

<p>I bought myself these roses cause I'm hawt!</p>

<p>sorry i couldn't afford a dozen..I STILL LOVE YOU</p>

<p>Grant tried his best ...... but he didnt&nbsp; think it would make up for running over Smuggles .......</p>

<p>ok i know wat your going to say but i swear i wasnt looking at you in the shower....here these are for you...</p>

<p><strong>Yes!...I accept!</strong></p>

<p>Yes, I'm afraid I am as stupid as I look, but I picked these up off the floor of&nbsp;that strange place next to the church......thought you might like them?</p>

<p>if you go to San Francisco, be sure to wear flowers in your hair...</p>

<p>Johnnie was trying to commit to the Hari Krishnas, he would do the chant and sell the flowers, but damnitt he drew the line at shaving his head!</p>

<p>Johny knew the lame excuse he had for stealing the neighbors flowers wouldn't work but he stuck to it anyway.</p>

<p>"You can have them back, they don't taste so good"</p>

<p>I give you flowers because chocolate makes you fat!</p>

<p>"These roses <em>were</em>&nbsp;for you Cheryl, but after what you did... I'm giving them to my dog".</p>

<p>Fabulooooooooooooose!</p>

<p>Bearded girl? flower eater? vampire? no flower boy!</p>

<p>you are so beautiful.</p>