Caption of the Day For February 26, 2009

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26-30, M
43 Responses Feb 26, 2009

<p>Where. Have. You.&nbsp;Been?</p>

<p>I stayed up all night knitting this and I'm trying to stay awake now</p>

<p>Yes it's my time of the month, how could you tell?</p>

<p>"I am not amused"</p>

<p>Thank you for the memo Derick... unfortunately I fail to see what my breasts have to do with your work performance.</p>

<p>Yeah, looks who's laughing now...I kept the house, the cars, the kids, the dog, your motorcycle, our can keep&nbsp;that&nbsp;20 something&nbsp;aspiring actress that&nbsp;will leave you&nbsp;as soon as&nbsp;she finds out you're poor now. &nbsp;</p>

<p>just because we are&nbsp;sleeping together&nbsp;doesnt mean he has to forget that i am the boss&nbsp;at work....i'll show him tonight.</p>

"Damn! I knew I should have stopped after that fourteenth botox injection....but it's just so addicting....grrr.... I am really trying to smile big here....why are they acting like they can't see it.....?!?!?!"

<p>Thi is my Your so out of here look,should I own a gun???</p>

<p>I know you took the last donut you pig. All you do is eat. Don't deny it.</p>

<p>The teacher stands in front of her class thinking:</p><br />
<p>"How the hell did these little bastards get a hold of my nude photo?!"</p>

<p>Little Johnny I've had about enough of you ... back to the Principal's Office you go ...</p>

<p>No, that was not my stomach making that noise.&nbsp; I NEVER eat!</p>

<p>Pen? What pen? Ermm.. Nope, haven't seen your $300 silver pen. This one's mine, it's not identical at all and certainly isn't YOUR precious pen! For a start, this one is "metallic grey"!</p>

<p>You've been a naughty boy,as you can see in this report.</p>

<p>Whats the matter? Haven't you ever seen a woman with PMS before?</p>

<p>you asked what I don't like about you...I made a list...</p>

<p>Very funny. Who put the super glue in my lotion?</p>

<p>D you really want to know what they thought?</p>

<p>Yes, I got this job because I slept with the what.</p>

<p>I didn't know black people blush.</p>

<p>Okay, the joke is over, who signed me up for e-harmony and why did you check the box "transexual"?&nbsp; Someone is going to pay for this....</p>

<p> come back here and sign these divorce papers.</p>

<p>Why do my nipples smell like onion rings?</p>

<p>She loved this picture of herself so much she decided to just cut the half off with her ex in it and keep it.</p>

<p>Why did you write about what we did last night i couls be sacked</p>

<p>"Centipedes in <em>my </em>vagina?</p><br />
<p>It's more likely than you think."</p>

<p>My test results are back from the doc, how am I&nbsp;going to tell my boyfriend the bad news that he might have caught my disease?</p>

<p>I'm sorry Mr. President. You'll have to do better than that!</p>


<p>&nbsp;maybe i should ask her out on a date in a really awkward way</p>

<p>I should have shredded this one.</p>

<p>Yes, i have been waiting for you!</p>

<p><strong>"Well, What's your excuse.........?"</strong></p>

<p>You want to be employed here, and this is the best you can do for a resume?&nbsp; Your going to have to convince me otherwise, or OUT&nbsp;YOU&nbsp;GO! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>did you just say what i thuink you just said? thats sexual harrassment i think?</p>

<p>That's it,I have put with this job long enough!I need a pay raise!!</p>

<p>yep....4 years at university.....and this is it</p>

<p>"Excuse me?!?&nbsp; I overdo my blush?!!</p><br />

<p>Tanisha hoped no one would notice that the memo she was holding, was really just a photocopy of her ***...</p>

<p>thats it im writting you up i dont care if i look like the girl from showgirls im not stripping for you at work</p>

You know this is Black History Month, Little Feather, if you want to write Indian stories wait until they designate a month for the Indians.

<p>&nbsp;Just try it ..... buster !</p><br />
<p>I have a black belt in Karate......</p><br />
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