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26-30, M
31 Responses Mar 1, 2009

<p>Hurry we're going to miss our own wedding!</p>

<p>he-i said let's go!</p><br />
<p>she-noooooooo!</p>

<p>I thought we could swim after the wedding not before</p>

<p>"Yes dear, I am holding the top of it with my right hand!"</p><br />
<p>"OMG!"</p>

<p>HURRY, OVER HERE, THERES PRIVACY SO I CAN PEE ON THAT JELLYFISH STING... THEN WE CAN GET ON WITH THE HONEYMOON WITHOUT YOU SCREAMING OUT.. WELL AT LEAST IN PAIN</p>

<p>Runaway bride....and groom.</p>

<p>Now this is what I call fun.&nbsp; Let's keep going and never go back.</p>

<p>Now that I have all her fortunes, I'll kill her and bury her in this island.</p>

<p>THE PLANE! THE PLANE!</p>

<p>i really dont think ur dad would approve of this sonny boy, after all i am your step mom now</p>

<p>I never thought I would run away from my wedding with the bartender!!</p>

<p>&nbsp;Thousands of dollars wasted on this dress...glad daddy can't see it now</p>

<p>Come on honey..follow me trustingly into the water.....that insurance policy I got on you two weeks ago has double indemnity!</p>

<p>Oh sh*t....I think I just started my period!!</p>

<p>Guess the best man won alright.........cause the bride just ran off with him</p>

<p>Gary and Belinda giggle at their clever improvisation. The formal garden ceremony would be a disaster when people realized he'd picked up the wrong pants from the suit hire place and they only came down past his knees! So they changed venues last minute and went down the beach, the perfect scene to pretend he'd just rolled his pants up...</p>

<p>&nbsp;Woman:&nbsp; "Hee hee.....oops I just queefed!"</p><br />
<p>Man: "Ha ha...me too!"</p>

<p>Thank god i took off my heels!!</p>

<p>If we run in the surf, our tracks will be all gone in a matter of minutes&nbsp;and we'll make a clean break from the past to an untraceable future of no taxes,no thought police, or American politics.</p>

<p>Quick, let's get back to the reception before the groom realizes we're missing.</p>

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<p><strong>" Quick.........Here come the paparazzi!!</strong>"</p><br />
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<p>Ok so the ship sank (she thought ) least we made it to shore and 5 mile island has bean clean for years ...........</p>

<p>So, I really am the best man!</p>

<p>We have to run away from our guests,</p><br />
<p>because the party is over.</p>

<p>Man:&nbsp; "I think we just ruined our lives!"</p><br />
<p>Woman:&nbsp; "Haha!&nbsp; I think we did!"</p>

<p>Hurry it's two for one at Applebees!</p>

<p>I hope you are joking. You wouldnt really throw me in the ocean would you? </p>

<p>Okay Bruce now you know how it feels to be on the beach in a wedding dress. Lets give the dress back to your sister now.</p>

<p>i'm glad thats over,i gotta get home to write my blog on ep!</p>

<p>I will walk beside you hand in hand for the rest of my life, as will I run and leave our footprints in the sand. Hand in Hand</p>

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."<br />
-Zsa Zsa Gabor