Caption of the Day For March 10, 2009

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26-30, M
37 Responses Mar 10, 2009

<p>you look too sweet i would love too touch you but i think the rope would hurt me</p>

<p>What would happen if an angel and the devil got together?</p><br />

<p>hand cuffed ...</p>

<p>On the Acme diet plan we lost a total of 120 pounds....</p>

Boy: "Akk.... I have such a crook in my neck....maybe if I play it off I'll get a sweet massage later...."<br />
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Girl: "Damn soild skirt......I gotta pee soo bad!"<br />
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Token Black man in the back: "I hate ******' knick knacks man......"

<p>Isn't he just the dreamest guy ever!</p>

<p>you mean all these people have come here just to see us.... u're so wonderful... i love u :)</p>

<p>No that's not herpes, its a zit!</p>

<p>HMMMM how can I eat him?</p>

<p>so they made you with two horns ...</p><br />
<p>ummmm&nbsp;&nbsp; they didn't happen to give you a third one&nbsp;did they</p>

<p>How do they expect us to read with our hands wired together ...</p>

<p>"Ornaments prepare for mating season by reading tiny sex manuals and avoiding eye contact"-Brutmystik's Guide to The Secretly Magical Lives of Ornaments.</p>

<p>A. Dude had horns!</p><br />
<p>B. Why doesn't she get shoes?</p><br />
<p>C. Does anyone else notice that extra foot on the right?</p><br />
<p>D. Why is she handcuffed to the seat?</p><br />
<p>E. MSP took too many pills tonight and can't stop looking at this picture!</p><br />
<p>F. Wait... am I going to do the whole alphabet?</p><br />
<p>G. nnaaaa</p><br />
<p>H. Good night darlin's</p><br />

<p>&nbsp;</p><br />
<ul><br />
<li itxtvisited="1">"If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever."</li><br />
</ul><br />
<p itxtvisited="1">&nbsp;</p>

<p>Dont mess with me cause my last boyfriend who made fun of my pretty bow got his legs torn off by my pet kitty Panther</p>

<p>"Hey baby......, you look pretty <em>twisted</em>, wanna get 'tied-up'?"</p>

<p>I'm the one your momma warned you about.</p>

<p>OOOOoooo Exactly how big DOES your ears get?</p>

<p>Where are you taking me for dinner!!</p>

<p>Great!</p><br />
<p>His horns don't come out until AFTER&nbsp;I marry him!</p>

<p>do you have an extra string this week ?</p>

<p>How do I tell him I'm on my period?!</p>

<p>Girl: hmmm... he would probably take three weeks to train</p><br />
<p>Boy: I'm gonna get some!</p>

<p>Little ditty about jack and diane<br /><br />
Two american kids growin up in the heartland<br /><br />
Jackies gonna be a football star<br /><br />
Diane debutante backseat of jackies car<br /><br />
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Suckin on chilli dogs outside the tastee freeze<br /><br />
Diane sittin on jackies lap<br /><br />
Hes got his hands between her knees<br /><br />
Jackie say, hey diane lets run off<br /><br />
Behind a shady tree<br /><br />
Dribble off those bobby brooks<br /><br />
Let me do what I please<br /><br />
And jackie say a<br /><br />
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Oh yeah life goes on<br /><br />
Long after the thrill of livin is gone<br /><br />
Oh yeah life goes on<br /><br />
Long after the thrill of livin is gone they walk on<br /><br />
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Jackie sits back reflects his thoughts for a moment<br /><br />
Scratches his head and does his best james dean<br /><br />
Well you know diane we oughtta run of the city<br /><br />
Diane says, baby you aint miss no-thing<br /><br />
Jackie say a<br /><br />
<br /><br />
Oh yeah life goes on<br /><br />
Long after the thrill of livin is gone<br /><br />
Oh yeah life goes on<br /><br />
Long after the thrill of livin is gone<br /><br />
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Gonna let it rock<br /><br />
Let it roll<br /><br />
Let the Bible belt come down<br /><br />
And save my soul<br /><br />
Hold on to 16 as lang as you can<br /><br />
Changes comin round real soon<br /><br />
Make us women and men<br /><br />
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Little ditty about jack and diane<br /><br />
Two american kids doin the best they can</p>

<p>I&nbsp;love watching your &nbsp;bobble head bobble around&nbsp;</p>

<p>So, your a virgin too. Wow. My stomach is in knots.</p><br />
<p>Say I have a friend who works over at that hotel. Perhaps i could pull a few strings.</p><br />
<p>We could give each other a massage. You know maybe loosen up a bit,&nbsp;work the knots out.</p><br />
<p>What do say? A couple brewski's, maybe a movie?</p>

<p><strong>We May have been put on the shelf</strong></p><br />
<p><strong>But at least we are together!</strong></p>

<p>Bad boys rock don't you think?</p>

<p>Man: "So Mr. Bill is your dad.....?"</p><br />
<p>Woman: "Yep!"</p><br />

<p>Oh Charlie, You are the wind beneath my wings!</p>

<p>Bob and Susie couldn't stop smiling, they both knew that would be putty in each other hands!.........</p>

<p>I never realized just how special <strong>YOU</strong> really&nbsp; are!!</p>

<p>oh Timmy, you got wood</p>

<p>OH you're such a doll</p>

<p>&nbsp;aWWWW shucks you do love me !</p>

<p>Is it true you're a little daredevil when it comes to performing as a test crash Dummy?</p>

<p><strong>Where's our lawyer? </strong></p><br />
<p><strong>We're sayin' nothin' 'til she gets here!</strong></p>