Caption of the Day For March 12, 2009

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ExperienceProject ExperienceProject
26-30, M
10 Responses Mar 12, 2009

<p>look at tin man, this what will happen if you smoke pot</p>

<p>"Tin-"Ken Hulk, illegitimate son of She-Hulk and Wizard of Oz's Tin Man at President Obama's inauguration speech.</p>

<p><em><strong>Anyone care to joust?</strong></em></p>

<p>When newly married couple Oscar the Grouch and the Tin Man took advantage of their right to Gay Adoption, they selected out of the children line-up someone who looked a little like each of them.</p>

<p>Kiss me I'm drunk</p>

<p>When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,<br /><br />
And yet I'm torn apart.<br /><br />
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,<br /><br />
If I only had an irish heart.<br /><br />
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental<br /><br />
Regarding Love and Art.<br /><br />
I'd be friends with the sparrows ... and the boys who shoots the arrows<br /><br />
If I only had an irish heart.<br /><br />
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.<br /><br />
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I hear a beat....How sweet.<br /><br />
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,<br /><br />
And really feel the part.<br /><br />
I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper, If I only had an irish &nbsp;heart</p>

Listen to me when I tell you, don't use the special St Patty's day formula of that beer shampoo. It's nothing but trouble!

<p>True drinkers wear their beer cans ...</p>

<p>&nbsp;I have a heart.....and Irish heart !</p>

<p>I'll give you an Irish Jig, you stinking can of Tuna!</p>