Caption of the Day For March 14, 2009

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26-30, M
34 Responses Mar 14, 2009

<p>And with that, paedophile pete took up his pipe and stole all the children in town.</p>

<p>I just don't get why I'm still a virgin!</p>

<p>Well...it beats tooting from the other end</p>

<p>Ever since I&nbsp;spent that night in jail, playing the flute just isn't the same anymore.</p>

<p>Fixadent... Even the irish love it....</p>

<p>ugh. my lip is stuck on this thing... again.</p>

<p>hope the wife is seeing this see might get some tips on how to blow</p>

<p>This one time at a Saint Patty's day parade...</p>

<p>In the next moment, a paper flower shot out of the end!</p><br />
<p>George rushing out the&nbsp;door mistakenly &nbsp;grabbed his grandson's wand from his magic kit</p>

<p>He's not even good! And how long has he been playing the flute? I lost track when I fell asleep.</p>

<p><strong>I'm getting too old for this!!</strong></p>

<p>Napoleon "BLOWN-APART" !!</p>

<p>This is Yankee Doodle after he through a time warp!!</p>

<p>Yes, that's right.&nbsp; Follow me the land of candy you little brats.</p>

<p>Barney Fife in the 4th of July parade</p>

<p>&nbsp;Irish or English? I just can't decide.</p>

<p>'Charge'? ...&nbsp; what? ...</p>

<p>I can't even blow hard enough to get this damn thing whistling....but no one notices because everyone else is playing :)</p>

<p>Wife said that if I did this for her she'd give me a bl*w j*b. I'll do anything she asks&nbsp;for that!!!!</p>

<p>I only play this thing to get away from my wife!</p>

<p>No, he's not a Revolutionary War reenactor - he's the last living soldier. His secret to longevity? He can't remember.</p>

<p>I'm glad&nbsp;I learned to play the fife, it helps releive that oral fixation I have.</p>

<p>Damn, hope nobody notices I left my real flute in my other jacket....</p>

<p>Finally some place to practice</p>

<p>Melvin ruined the Yankee Doodle song when he replaced the feather in his hat with a giant red thingy and called it tortellini</p>

<p>&nbsp;Now if I can only remember how to get the mice out of town !</p>

<p>You all go ahead and laugh, but this really turns my wife on. She just has a thing for costumed pipers, what can I say? She makes it worth every minute!</p>

<p>oopps i wonder if i jsut created that breeze</p><br />
<p>grandson later says&nbsp; "poppy why are you wearing a squirt"??</p><br />
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<p>Now showing at a school fair near you: The Return of the Pied Piper</p>

<p>Aye, I'm just an ol' blowhard!!!</p>

<p>Feathered Pirate cap:&nbsp;$50</p><br />
<p>Seiko Watch:&nbsp;$20</p><br />
<p>Using a magic wand as a flute:&nbsp;Priceless...</p>

<p>Yes...my mother is making me do this!!!</p>

<p>&nbsp;Never too old to be Awesome!</p>

<p>I should have applied for the Door Greeter job at Wal-Mart! At least I wouldn't have had to wear this stupid uniform!</p>