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26-30, M
41 Responses Mar 24, 2009

<p>After 30 years working as a&nbsp;lunch lady, Martha was left out in the cold with nothing but a meal due to budget cuts.</p>

<p>Put your left hand in, take your left hand out... c'mon y'all let's do the hokey pokey!</p>

<p>Thank you for your prayers.signed MRS. BUSH ON LEAVING HOSPITAL</p>

<p>Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.</p>

<p>Raise your hand is you're gonna die of a coronary for being old, fat and eating McDonald's!!</p>

<p>The mother of all Oompa-Loompas</p>

<p>Hail Hitler </p>

<p>Thats ok mister i know you'll be able to pay me in cash next week!</p>

<p>CATCH!</p>

<p>hey, wheres the beef???</p>

<p>You know the economy is bad when you gotta put grams on the corner!</p>

<p>hey i got another pair of shoes the same at home why did the homes bus leave me here</p>

<p><strong>Newsflash:</strong> Mrs. Marple caught muling drugs in McDonalds bag for Nazis!</p>

<p>A thumb goes up, a car goes by. It's nearly 9am and here am I, hitchin a ride..hitchin a ride. Gotta get me home by the evening light.</p><br />
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Long distance call I got today. He sounded lonely so I'm on my way. Hitchin a ride...hitchin a ride. Gotta get home, keep him satisfied. Ride, Ride, Ride, hitchin a ride. (What? You don't think old ladies have a love life? You'd be surprised! Very surprised!)</p>

<p>Hey Where is that Taxi at. Oh, There it is.</p>

<p>HEY! Over here! I know you!.... wait what was i saying?</p>

<p>Taxi!</p><br />
<p>This McDonald's aint gettin any warmer!</p>

<p>I wonder who will stop to give me a ride today, the bus, a taxi, or that nice old man who picked me up in his car yesterday.</p>

<p><strong>The Queen is feeling the crunch!</strong></p><br />
<p><strong>Having to go by taxi now!</strong></p>

<p>Hey Look!&nbsp; It's the new McDonalds Character!&nbsp; The Gram-Burgler!&nbsp;</p>

<p>Ready....Set.....Go...</p><br />
<p>The Original Flag Lady for the Hover round races at the&nbsp; "Hells Angles" Old Times Picnic</p>

<p>See, this just proves that McDonalds is not all bad for you, I'm as old as dirt.&nbsp; Poppycock!</p>

<p>Good Bye my grandchildren,Ilove you,see you next week!</p>

<p>OH&nbsp;MR&nbsp;POLICEMAN&nbsp;I&nbsp;HAVE&nbsp;SOME&nbsp;GOODIES&nbsp;FOR&nbsp;YOU!</p>

<p>I&nbsp;thought of Barbra Bush right away too!</p><br />
<p>She looks like she wants to pay the cabbie with Mc Donalds french fries. Maybe she wants to hand feed him. EWWWWWW.</p>

<p>oh baby, just pick the scabs and let the puss run.</p><br />
<p>(I know its gross, punchline from an od joke)</p>

<p>Taxi.............!!!</p>

<p>Have McDonalds....will travel.</p>

<p>Barbara Bush Hailing her limosine.</p>

<p>Jesse!!&nbsp;HEY&nbsp;JESSE!&nbsp;C'mmon Owens, pass me the torch!&nbsp;I'm ready to run to the medal!</p>

<p>&nbsp;Did you like the fishnet stockings I wore yesterday?</p>

<p>Damn social security check aint big enough now I gotta start hooking.</p>

<p>Harold, I told you I would be at the corner. Hello!!!, Harold!!!</p>

<p>Hey! Looking for a date?&nbsp;I will give you a real good gum job if you buy me another&nbsp;BigMac.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

<p>Help Grimace wants to hump me, and the Hamburglar is hot on my trail!!!!</p>

<p>Hey Baby...&nbsp; wanna get lucky?</p>

<p>sorry all i hear is the old Wendy's commercial</p><br />
<p>"Where's the beef"</p><br />
<p>must have been that Q of the day still stuck in my head.</p>

<p>YooHoo Emmaline!&nbsp; I'm over heeeerrrrreeee!!!!! See me?&nbsp; See me?</p>

<p>And thats when Susie realized she had officially out lived everyone.</p>

<p>where is the boyscout that is supossed to help me across the street?</p>

<p>Hitching a ride used to be easier.</p>