Caption Of The Day For February 16, 2010

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ExperienceProject ExperienceProject
26-30, M
54 Responses Feb 16, 2010

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This snail actually is waiting to fly across the road. When the truck passes it will throw him to the other side. So who says snails cant fly.</p>

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Let's play chicken! Oh, wait... I'm a snail!&nbsp;</p>

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Road Kill Cafe... Now serving Escargot!</p>

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Oy.</p>

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<strong>RUN, FOREST, RUN! FASTER!! YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE, I BELIEVE IN YOU!</strong></p>

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<strong><em>Oh no!.....I&nbsp; wonder if he sees me!...... help.</em></strong></p>

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i'm moving, i'm moving, sheesh , do these trucks have no patience!!!?</p>

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snail: I want to cross the road like the chicken.</p>
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snail's friend: you can't because in 2 minuets you'll be cooked snail for dinner!</p>

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Ok, I can make it, they are fast and I am slow, Oh and if i dont, it will be a fast death.</p>

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I'm gonna do it man, I'm gonna do it... Don't push me maaan I'LL DO IT!</p>

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Turn round quick. It ain,tn worth it.</p>
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The grass is no greener on the other side.</p>

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I am feeling sluggish today</p>

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Lawrence Whelk makes his move!<br /><br />
Doesn't matter how you get there, as long as you "make tracks!"&nbsp;</p>

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SPONGE BOB!!!! WAIT. DONT LEAVE ME WITH SQUIDWARD!!! OH S**T...&nbsp; OH HERE COMES THE HUMANS. -GARY.</p>

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So why did the snail cross the road ?</p>

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gives a whole new meaning to the song *groovin on a sunny afternoon*</p>

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"Hey, hope you can see that my antenna's are sticking out.... looking for a quicker ride, man."</p>

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Swift as a rabbit, swift as a rabbit, swift as a rabbit</p>

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"Yea. Go greeeeen and recycle your shell..."&nbsp; Hope the truck has some good ones today..</p>

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toy lorry floats over giant snail!</p>

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<strong><em>oh&nbsp; where is my bus </em></strong>xxxxxxx</p>

I think I can I think I can----plop

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Oh No!! And I just got my shell waxed!!!!</p>

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This is my boss on&nbsp;one of her&nbsp;good days!!</p>

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Snail: If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side then why can't i?</p>
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Snail's friend: well dummy keep crossing and in about 2 minutes you'll find out the difference between a&nbsp; crawling snail and a running chicken............</p>

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I know i will cross first!!! yay !!! *self confidence*&nbsp;</p>

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Snail:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "&nbsp;I may be small and you may be big, but...hey!&nbsp; What am I saying?&nbsp; I better not move!"</p>

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The snail&nbsp;Believes it can and so can you</p>

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Snail 1 (shouting from the other side of the road) "Dude hurry the hell up!&nbsp; We're gonna miss the gig!"</p>
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Snail 2 "Road safety first Trevor.&nbsp; I'm waiting for the green man.&nbsp; I'll not take my chances with this lorry, although I'm sure I could outrun it"</p>

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Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work???!!!!....I've gotta a bad bad feeling, I should have stayed in flower bed this morning!!!....</p>

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ES-CARGO ...guarenteed to deliver....eventually</p>

The truck driver was growing impatient at waiting for the snail to cross.

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I think i'd be able to go faster & make it if i didn't have to take my house with me everywhere.</p>

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&nbsp;Hope he stops to give me a ride,some drivers are rude and a real hazard. Humans!</p>

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*Stares determinedly ahead* "Lorry?...What lorry?"</p>

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That snail is huge!!!&nbsp; I'll race you!</p>

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If I go a bit faster,I might make it across!!</p>

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<strong>"I think I can!"</strong></p>
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<strong>"I think I can!"</strong></p>
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<strong>"I think I can!"</strong></p>

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<strong>note to self "MUST SLOW DOWN!"</strong></p>

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shell I or shell I not</p>

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"Oh! I hear my mother calling! Think I'll turn around and go back home!"</p>

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(Snail) Heh, heh, once I jump the truck I'll be at Mardi Gras before you can say "lift your shell".</p>

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I'm feeling, feeling, no truck...feeling feeling..no truck..so far so good.. feeling feeling no truck......</p>

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The chicken is on the other side of the road,so the snail is damned if he makes it,and damned if he doesn't.</p>

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Snails pace, on a fast moving world......</p>

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&nbsp; This time I will win!!!!!!!</p>
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&nbsp; Unlike my poor brother who is now escargot.</p>

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that truck does not look too big from this angle I can make it</p>

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Once that big ugly thing pass it would be smoothe snailing for me.</p>

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Its a good thing Im slow!</p>

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<truckdriver></p>
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Look at that S..&nbsp; Car..&nbsp; Go</p>

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Dont do it you will never hear the end of it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

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<strong>snail thinking:&nbsp; Man, i <em>hate it&nbsp; </em>when i get stuck in the tires of those big trucks.&nbsp; especially when they transport loads of SALT!!&nbsp; it's a lose, lose situation....&nbsp; **shudder**</strong></p>

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The snail knows if he wants to make it all the way across the road he has to yield the right away to the truck. And so he patiently waits for his turn.</p>

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Why did the snail cross the road? ... it didn't</p>