Caption Of The Day For February 25, 2010

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26-30, M
42 Responses Feb 25, 2010

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looks trustworthy, but I don't know that you can trust him, man</p>

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Tweaky the monkey recieves a meager tip from a cheapskate tourist. Angered at this & with his downward pointed paw he signals the other monkeys in the overhead tree canopy to take a hellacious dump!</p>

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(2 seconds later monkey slaps man's face)</p>
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Monkey:&nbsp; "keep yo hands off my mama, and keep yo hands off my peanuts!!"</p>

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I will try it-if i don't like it you will wear it</p>

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Benjamin Buttons last installment!</p>

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Okay... you can let go of it now...</p>

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Look! The lions den is giving free manicure's...they wanted me to send foo...I mean people...go over...check it out.</p>

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monkey thinks&nbsp; "There but for the grace of God...&nbsp;"</p>

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Monkey: "&nbsp; So that's all?? "</p>

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Ok, now we have the evidence that it is a man who teaches the monkeys to steal from people. And for what, just peanuts.</p>
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<strong>Anyone with any information of who this man is, Please contact your local police department. Too many people have lost valuable things with from his stealing monkeys.</strong></p>

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Monkey: "Is this my payment for scaring your wife out the bedroom window so she wouldn't nag on you anymore?"</p>

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yea, go ahead feed the monkey. get close to him. what are you afraid of?</p>

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Did you see a chimp with a bike yesterday ?</p>

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mini hong kong</p>

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Okay, I'll dance with you, but no dipping!</p>

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Moneky says: Ok, you can have it, take it</p>

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Michael Jacksons pet monkey was seen distributing perscription pills..................</p>

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Monkey: Look pal, if this usb disk doesn't have the banana plantation location like agreed via gmail, you're swinging from a vine next week. &nbsp;My cousin King Kong has my back, capiche?</p>

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NO ONE WANTS TO TOUCH MY MONKEY! I CAN'T ALWAYS HIDE HIM IN MY PANTS...........</p>

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Dobby hits rock bottom.</p>

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I wanted a banana...</p>

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Am I dreaming?!</p>

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go bananas and share your nuts!</p>

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"Yes, I know this could be a trap, but that nut just looks sooo good!"</p>

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"Vould you like to <b>touch my monkey</b>? Touch him! Love him!"&nbsp; (You guys are going ape on the simian theme, huh?)</p>

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Well.... I really don't like sunflower seeds. They get caught in my teeth. Do you have any peanuts??? Now those are my favorite :)</p>

Every one is asking for a hand out these days

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Here you are human, have a peanut.&nbsp; Know any tricks?</p>

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That's right, &nbsp;I work for peanuts, so hand it over!</p>

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Freddie Mac makes a come back, investing only in AAA rated schemes. No more monkey business!</p>

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"I just spanked my monkey..."</p>
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Monkey arm wrestling; it's not big and it's not clever.</p>

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One nut yo share with all my other Monkey friends,you take it you might need it more that i do!!</p>

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So this is you peace offering?</p>
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One nut?</p>
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After I eat this I'll have a little something to hit you in the face with.</p>
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Stick around pal ... you stupid human.</p>

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(Monkey): alright here's a nickel, but why don't you go get a job, you bum?</p>

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My wife and kids thank you.</p>

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<strong>man speaking:&nbsp; "actually, you're not at all cute.&nbsp; you look just like my ex wife"</strong></p>

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Now what is that?</p>

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WOW!&nbsp;.....So&nbsp;&nbsp;this is the famous McMonkey Burger, Thanks very much!!!</p>

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"Hello, someone said you were my uncle, how do?"</p>

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Nice to meet you Mr Smith! I am here to take your daughter out!</p>

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Does it look like I am out here for this? Where is the money? I work for money not this crap you're give me.....geez!</p>

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One nut you miserable sod!</p>