Caption Of The Day For February 28, 2010

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26-30, M
30 Responses Feb 28, 2010

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I told you if we had a pet rat that wears a hard hat and drinks coffee people would look at strange</p>

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Trust me.&nbsp; These gloves are sterile.&nbsp; Now drop your trousers.</p>

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yeah dude that is DEFINATLEY my hat, I don't know what your talking about-</p>

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just keep your hat right there kid, no one will notice</p>

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When they said "Heavy Duty" I didn't think they meant "Heavy" literally...</p>

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Van Rolling Down Ramp.......</p>
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Guy&nbsp;in red hard hat:&nbsp; Man I told them I do no work on my lunch break. Now they want us to chase down that van......NOT</p>
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Other Guy: I told the van driver to back in and set emergency brake but he had to do it his way, now look. Oh well, so are we grabbing beers after work or what?</p>

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No ! I'm not one of the Village People band.</p>

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Red Hat: Pretty please...</p>

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Look when you got hired didn't they explain that city workers only work the last five minutes of the shift. Other wise we use our shovels to lean on and the rest of the time discussing women and football.</p>

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We loaded too much over the front axle....now the RAMP has collapsed!</p>

Bloke in red hat: "Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said young man, 'cause you're in a new town there's no need to be unhappy..."<br />
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Man in red trousers: "Bill, you really need to move on...It's been 27 years since you left The Village People..."

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(guy with red shorts) did you put the van's E break on?</p>
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(guy with hat) What'd you SAY?</p>
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(guy with red shorts)&nbsp;I SAID DID YOU PUT THE VAN'S E BREAK ON?</p>
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(Guy with hat) yea we're on break!</p>

Who would have thought they would have kicked me out of a soup kitchen just because I was wearing a hard hat. I don't know what I'll do for lunch now.

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Van Driver (out of view) : "Hey guys, I'M SINKING..... ........................I'M SINKING!!".</p>
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German worker in Red Helmet : Vot ees he sinking about?"</p>

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did you see that sure looks goooooooooood&nbsp;&nbsp; yea&nbsp; lets go Wendys is just around the corner</p>

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FYI.......Don't look now, but your truck is disappearing into the earth as we speak.</p>

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So how we gonna get the truck outa the ditch behind us before the boss gets back?</p>

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So I just had to put pink icing on the cake but I only had this cement.</p>

..... and when i puckered up like this.. she just ran.......!

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The little known Red Hat Society for men. They wear red hard hats and carry their blue thermoses. For those who are under 50 they have to wear white hard hats.</p>

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"I would wait at least 30 days for&nbsp;the concrete&nbsp;to set. 24 hours is not long enough,&nbsp;it wouldn't even take the weight of a van!"&nbsp;</p>

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So tell me about bob the builder</p>

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Actually, no, I DON'T want to guess what you have in the oversized thermos.&nbsp;</p>

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If they ask what we're doing, just say "waiting for parts".</p>

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Dude in red hat: "Cheers for parking the van mate, I'm not very good at parking without lines. Just gotta watch that hand brake aye, got a mind of it's own at the moment, only works when it wants to.''</p>

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You know Ed, We better come up with a good story on how we ran this Van into the ditch!</p>

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"I only got this job so that my wife would <strong>get off my back</strong>."</p>

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<strong>man in black shirt:&nbsp; "so you're gay?&nbsp; gee, i couldn't tell.&nbsp; you're not swishy, and your really buff.&nbsp; but i guess that red hat should have been a dead give away."</strong></p>
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<strong>man in yellow shirt thinking:&nbsp; "i think i'm in love...i wonder if he fools around.&nbsp; those red pants are adorable on him..."&nbsp; </strong></p>

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I know the hat is too small but the oversized shirt balances it out</p>

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And that is why I never take this hat off!</p>