Caption Of The Day For March 1, 2010

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26-30, M
45 Responses Mar 1, 2010

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i'm sooooooo embarssed, its not my birthday !!!</p>

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Im about to throw up and they bring desert...........</p>

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You morons! &nbsp;I told you no sparklers! &nbsp;I'm epileptic!!!!</p>

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Those little ember things are in the whip cream.&nbsp; Do I have to eat that?&nbsp; What will they do when I refuse?&nbsp; I'm in trouble now.&nbsp; smile, eat embers, look happy, run to bathroom, spit, spit, spit</p>

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Oh no!&nbsp; It will melt before I can eat it!</p>

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that better not catch somthing on fire...... that would make for a crappy birthday..... spend all my birthday money on resturaunt repairs.</p>

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I'm so upset...her ice cream has a roman candle....WHy the hell did you guy cheap out and only give me sparklers?!</p>

How do I tell them I'm lactose intolerant?!

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"AIEEEE! WTF IS THAT?"</p>

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Aaah!&nbsp; Aaah! Help me! They are trying to kill me on my birthday!&nbsp; Where is the hidden camera?&nbsp; Am I on T.V.?</p>

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It's really not my birthday, but I'll take the free sundae anyway :)</p>

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(BE FOR THE ICECREAM COMES OUT)&nbsp; YALL THIS IS ALL SO NICE BUT I DONT THINK I DEZERVE THIS NICE OF A BIRTHDAY&nbsp; (EVERY ONE ) OH YES U DO&nbsp;&nbsp; (THE GIRL) I DONT THI......... (WATERESS) HERES UR ICECREAM(THE GIRL) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A BOMB (EVERY ONE) SEE WE TOLD U U DERZERVED IT&nbsp; (THE GIRL) HOW COULD U I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BIRTHDAY(SHES CRYING NOW)&nbsp; BUT NO YALL HAVE TO KILL ME FOR MY BIRTH DAY (SHE LOOKS UPFROM THE ICECREAM) HU............ EVERY ONES GONE YALL WHERE DID U GO&nbsp; YA YA YA YALL I I I ITS&nbsp; GOING TO EXPLODE (3 SECONDS LATER) BBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

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How does that go again?&nbsp; Shake?&nbsp; Squeexe?&nbsp; Lick?&nbsp; or is it Squeeze, Likc, shake?&nbsp; No, its ...</p>

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This is NOT WHAT I ordered ... OMG my birthday is ruined !</p>

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OMG it's a bomb!</p>

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Oh God! I'm allergic to nuts! And fire!</p>

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Now you see what happens when you don't get the order right, her hair is on fire. I asked for extra sprinkles on my sundae and I get sparklers, I hope they don't charge extra for this.</p>

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OMG... My Cherry! Moma said I only get one...</p>

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I said sprinkles, not sparklers</p>

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Bloody Hell!! I only wanted to pop my cherry!!!</p>

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oh no! is an I SCREAM CAKE!</p>

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Oh my, it all looked so innocent..... but I just realized it has HORNS OF FIRE.....just like my ex..</p>

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You can't even buy an ice cream now in downtown Kabul without people panicking!!</p>

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(girl in background) Oh my god that bomb was supposed to go to the other&nbsp;table!!!</p>

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I burnt my lips the first time, but it looks soo good I must try again!</p>

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"Another Pleasant Valley Sundae...a...aaaaa...sparklers flashing everywhere..."</p>

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What she did on her twentieth Birthday!</p>
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Happy Birthday.</p>
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Happy Birthday,</p>
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Sin and Sorrow,</p>
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Fill the Air,</p>
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People dying,</p>
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Everywhere,</p>
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Happy Birthday,</p>
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Happy Birhtday!</p>

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<strong><em>You remembered! :D </em></strong></p>

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OH My God!!,I just wanted a knickerboc glory!!</p>

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ugh did that guy just spit on this?</p>

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They asked for proof that it's my birthday? Oh No!</p>

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Suprise at sparklers is a great cover up for stealing a cherry.</p>

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Oh no help me!</p>

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That's not a sparkler, it's a fuse....(BANG...covered with ice cream). Mmm...ice cream...</p>

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Sundae bloody sundae</p>

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What did I do to deserve this?</p>

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oh my gad- never see a fwee sampo like dis befo!</p>

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That was really what you had in your pants all day?!</p>

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That cold Ice Cream is killing my teeth</p>

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You call that a cupcake?&nbsp;</p>

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tehe tehe that scare me were my camera</p>

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OMG!&nbsp; Don't they know I'm a diabetic?</p>

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chopsticks burn! how get cherry off top?</p>

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<strong>looking at that mess makes me want to vomit...take it away please!</strong></p>

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Camera, Oh no, must hide rotten teeth!</p>